Wednesday, July 16, 2025



๐Ÿ”ฅ โ€œ6,000 Drummers and a Bucket oโ€™ Weirdโ€ โ€“ Les Claypool on Tim Alexanderโ€™s Exit from Primus ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒ€
By The Riff Report Blog

Well, here we go again… Tim “Herb” Alexander has once more peaced out of Primus. That makes it three times now the rhythm wizard has bounced from the trio, leaving Les Claypool and co. in the lurch — but not without a plan. And as it turns out, that plan involved a drummer audition so massive, it’d make Neil Peart break a sweat. Over 6,000 hopefuls stuck their sticks in the ring to replace one of prog-funk’s most iconic backbeat beasts.

๐ŸŽ™️ “You know, this is the third time Tim Alexander left the band over the years,” Claypool recently told media. “And we’ve always had somebody in the wings.”

In the wings? Try a whole damn battalion.

๐Ÿฅ The Herb Problem

Tim “Herb” Alexander isn’t just any drummer — the man is practically the heartbeat of early Primus. Think of "Jerry Was a Race Car Driver," "My Name is Mud," or "Tommy the Cat." Herb’s odd-time grooves and octopus-armed fills gave Primus its twisted spine.

But creative differences, personal stuff, or just plain life keeps pulling him away. Les seems to roll with it, but even he admits it's a bit of dรฉjร  vu at this point.

๐ŸŒช️ The 6,000-Drummer Gauntlet

Rather than quietly poach someone from the LA scene, Primus threw the doors wide open — cue the thunder and flying drumsticks. The call was heard far and wide. Metalheads, jazz cats, math rockers, and bedroom drum nerds came crawling out of their soundproofed caves, eager to sit behind the kit for one of the strangest, tightest bands in alt-rock.

Claypool described the process as “overwhelming” and “completely bananas.” Some showed up in full costumes. One dude allegedly played his entire audition with raw fish instead of sticks (not confirmed, but very Primus if true). Another showed up in a robot suit and only played Tool covers. Bless ‘em all.

๐ŸŽฏ Who Made the Cut?

No official announcement on the new drummer has dropped just yet — but the buzz is building. Whoever steps in has gotta have:

- ๐Ÿง  Time signature kung-fu

- ๐Ÿคฏ Creativity in spades

- ๐Ÿชฑ A stomach for Claypool’s wonderfully warped mind

And let’s not forget, they’ve gotta gel with Les and guitarist Larry “Ler” LaLonde — no easy task when half your jams sound like acid-fuelled cartoon nightmares in 7/8 time.

๐Ÿ’ฌ Les Keeps It Tidy

Despite the chaos, Claypool’s keeping things chill — in his own quirky, surrealist bass-slapping way.

“We’ve had amazing drummers step in before. We always land on our feet… sometimes wearing clown shoes, but still.”

C’mon butt, how very Les.

๐Ÿค˜ The Beat Goes On

This isn’t the first shake-up in Primus’ timeline, and it likely won’t be the last. But if there’s one thing fans can count on, it’s that Primus will remain Primus — a squelching, stomping, bass-slapping juggernaut of oddball genius.

As for Herb? Never say never. The man’s got more comeback arcs than a Marvel villain. We wouldn’t be surprised to see him return again, drumsticks in hand and zen expression locked in.

Until then, we raise a pint to the unknown stick-slinger waiting in the wings. Whoever you are — good luck, mun. You’ve got some very funky shoes to fill. ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ„

๐Ÿ’ฌ What’s occurring in Primus land has always been a beautiful bit of madness. Let’s hope the next chapter is just as loud, weird, and wonderfully wobbly.

๐Ÿง  Would a rock fan yell “YESS MUN!” after reading this?

Absolutely. And they might even audition, too. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

#Primus #LesClaypool #TimAlexander #DrummerAuditions #FunkMetalMadness #TheRiffReport https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-6000-drummers-and-a-bucket-o-weird-les-claypool-on-tim-alexanders-exit-from-primus-%f0%9f%a5%81%f0%9f%8c%80/


๐Ÿ”ฅ MAID OF STONE FESTIVAL โ€“ SUNDAY LINE-UP ๐Ÿ”ฅ
By The Riff Report Blog – still deaf, still buzzing, still standing (barely)

By the time Sunday rolled around at Maid of Stone, you’d think we’d be done, dusted, and begging for a bath and Berocca. BUT NO. We came for the riffs, we stayed for the chaos — and Sunday delivered the final knockout blow to an already legendary weekend.

Here's how the final day of flame-fuelled festival madness went down. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽธ

๐Ÿ‘‘ SUNDAY HEADLINER: MR. BIG

Genre: Hard Rock / Shredtastic Ballad MastersYES MUN. The mighty Mr. Big headlined Sunday with a set that was equal parts power, precision, and pure nostalgia. From face-melting solos to those buttery harmonies, they proved why they’re still BIG by name, BIG by nature.

๐ŸŽธ Highlight: “To Be With You” had the entire field swaying and sobbing into their cider.๐Ÿง  Shred Alert: Paul Gilbert’s guitar wizardry had more notes per second than the crowd had brain cells left.

๐Ÿฅ SPECIAL GUESTS: TERRORVISION

Genre: Britrock / PartycoreYorkshire’s finest brought the fun, flair, and beer-soaked singalongs we all desperately needed. “Tequila” basically turned the whole crowd into a massive karaoke mosh.๐Ÿน Tequila… it makes us happy. Still true. Always true.๐Ÿ‘• Bonus: Someone wore a giant bottle of Josรฉ Cuervo on their head. Legend.

๐ŸŽธ EARLY EVENING CHAOS: INGLORIOUS

Genre: Classic Rock Revival / Power VocalsNathan James strutted onto the stage like a rock ‘n’ roll lion in heat and tore the place up. His voice? Massive. His presence? Even bigger.๐Ÿ”ฅ “Until I Die” blew the (imaginary) roof off.

๐Ÿ’ฅ SUPPORT SET STOMPERS

๐ŸŽค BAD TOUCH

Genre: Southern Rock / UK SwaggerThe lovechild of Lynyrd Skynyrd and a Norfolk pub brawl. Slide guitars, groove-laden riffs, and a rhythm section chunkier than a Greggs steak bake.

๐ŸŽธ TAILGUNNER

Genre: NWOBHM Revival / Speed MetalLike Iron Maiden and Judas Priest had a very loud baby. Blistering twin guitars and vocals so high dogs started howling in nearby villages.

๐ŸŽต SWEET TEAZE

Genre: Glam Rock / Hair MetalThese lads looked like they'd stepped out of a time machine from 1987 — and we loved it. Big hair. Bigger choruses. And guitar solos for DAYS.

๐Ÿ”ฅ SECOND STAGE SUNDAY SMASHERS

Sunday’s second stage was stacked with rising stars and absolute belters. If you wandered over for a “quick pint” and ended up staying three hours, you weren’t alone…

- KIRA MAC – Charisma, killer vocals, and enough stage presence to command a small army.

- AS SIRENS FALL – Alt-rock mayhem. A bit emo, a bit theatrical, a LOT of fun.

- FLORENCE BLACK – The Welsh power trio came in swinging with riffs that sounded like the valleys roaring in approval.

And let’s not forget the local metalcore chaos from HAXAN and the thumping basslines of THE DUST CODA who turned the chill afternoon sun into a proper dust storm of groove.

๐Ÿป SUNDAY STATS:

- Crowd chants: 11 "ONE MORE SONG!"s (they obliged).

- Hair flips: Too many to count.

- Tears shed during ballads: Numerous, mostly from blokes in battle jackets.

- Cans crushed underfoot: A recycling bin's nightmare.

๐ŸŽค FINAL SUNDAY VERDICT?

Sunday was a send-off fit for the gods of rock. Mr. Big brought the class. Terrorvision brought the party. Inglorious brought the fire. And the crowd? Still alive, still loud, still LOYAL.

We came for the music. We stayed for the madness. And by Sunday night, Maid of Stone felt less like a festival and more like a flaming rock ‘n roll family reunion.

๐Ÿ’ฌ Who smashed it for you on Sunday?๐Ÿ’€ Did you survive the pit three days in a row?๐Ÿป Or did you cry into your pint during “To Be With You”? Be honest!

Drop your best moment below ๐Ÿ‘‡ and raise your horns for another year of Maid of Stone magic! ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

#MaidOfStoneSunday #MrBigBrokeUs #TerrorvisionTequilaMassacre #IngloriousCarnage #FinalFlames https://theriffreport.co.uk/12/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-maid-of-stone-festival-sunday-line-up-%f0%9f%94%a5/


๐Ÿ”ฅ MAID OF STONE FESTIVAL โ€“ SATURDAY LINE-UP ๐Ÿ”ฅ
By The Riff Report Blog – screaming into the void since Lemmy turned it up to 11 ๐Ÿค˜

After Friday’s inferno of face-melting madness, Saturday at Maid of Stone roared to life like a phoenix made of Marshall stacks and BBQ smoke. If you thought you’d have time to recover — HA! Not a chance, butt. Saturday was full throttle from the first chord to the final encore.

Here’s the lowdown on a Saturday that made the flames on the poster look like a scented candle. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ

๐Ÿ† SATURDAY HEADLINER: UGLY KID JOE

Genre: Hard Rock / Funk Metal / ’90s MayhemOh. My. Dio. These Californians rolled in with nostalgic swagger and left zero prisoners. Frontman Whitfield Crane brought buckets of energy and a massive grin as the band tore through hits like “Everything About You” and “Cats in the Cradle” — and the crowd sang every bloody word like it was 1992 all over again.

๐ŸŽค Crowd Highlight: A mass singalong that could’ve summoned the ghost of Freddie Mercury.๐Ÿ”ฅ Riff Rating: Filthy and FUNKY.

๐Ÿค˜ CO-HEADLINERS: THOSE DAMN CROWS

Genre: Anthemic Welsh RockThe pride of Bridgend were back to burn the place down, and they did just that. Shane Greenhall’s vocals hit harder than a rugby tackle on Black Mountain.Crowd surfing? Check. Fist-pumping choruses? Check. Welsh flags flying everywhere? Lush.

๐Ÿด Shoutout: When Shane belted out “This Time I’m Ready”, grown men wept into their pints.๐Ÿ’€ Merch spotted: “Crows Before Bros” T-shirts everywhere.

⚡ MAIN SUPPORT: STONE BROKEN

Genre: Modern Hard RockPunchy, polished, and primed for stadiums, Stone Broken proved exactly why they’re one of the UK’s best rising live bands. Tight as hell and catchy as sin.

๐ŸŽถ “The Only Thing I Need” had the crowd bouncing like it was the Download main stage.๐ŸŽธ Guitars? Chunky. Hooks? Hookier than a pirate convention.

๐Ÿ”ฅ MIDDAY RIFF-FRENZY

๐ŸŽต THE TREATMENT

Genre: Classic Rock RevivalThese lads channel the spirit of AC/DC with modern bite. Riffs that make your head bang involuntarily and choruses designed for car stereos.

๐ŸŽต GIN ANNIE

Genre: Sleaze RockHigh kicks, tight pants, and guitar solos that smell like Jack Daniels. Enough said.

๐ŸŽต RUTHLESS

Genre: Heavy MetalA surprise banger. Imagine Judas Priest and Metallica having a riff-off in a burning pub.

๐Ÿงจ SATURDAY SURPRISE: DEAD MAN’S WHISKEY

They weren’t on everyone’s radar before, but holy hell they should be now. These boys brought the grit, the growl, and the glory, ripping through their set with dirty riffs and whiskey-soaked vocals. One of the breakout sets of the entire weekend.

๐ŸŽค “Racing Bullet” = absolute banger.๐Ÿ’ฌ Crowd review: “They just turned me into a fan. And I lost a shoe.”

๐ŸŽช SECOND STAGE RIOT:

Don’t sleep on the second stage – it was an absolute warzone of rising talent and riff carnage:

- SOUTH OF SALEM – Horror glam + face-melting solos = crowd chaos.

- WHITE RAVEN DOWN – Modern groove-metal goodness.

- TOM KILLNER BAND – Bluesy, raw, and totally rock ‘n roll.

- EMPYRE – Atmospheric, brooding hard rock. For fans of Alter Bridge and epic vibes.

๐Ÿบ SATURDAY STATS

- Jรคgerbombs consumed: Scientists are still calculating.

- Flags waved: 32. Mostly Welsh. One with a cat playing a banjo.

- Mosh pit injuries: Minor bruises. One dislocated air guitar.

- Volume Level: Somewhere between “LOUD” and “CALL AN EXORCIST”.

๐ŸŽค FINAL VERDICT?

Saturday was a day of legends and new heroes. From the iconic swagger of Ugly Kid Joe to the Welsh anthemic power of Those Damn Crows, this was a line-up that hit every corner of rock and left us gasping for air and begging for more.

The riffs were heavy. The beer was flowing. The crowd? Utterly electric.

We came. We moshed. We conquered.

Tell us in the comments:Who was your band of the day? What moment gave you goosebumps? And did anyone else see the guy dressed as Lemmy on stilts? ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

#MaidOfStoneSaturday #UglyKidJoeChaos #ThoseDamnCrowsFlyHigh #StoneBrokenTheStage #FestivalOfFire https://theriffreport.co.uk/11/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-maid-of-stone-festival-saturday-line-up-%f0%9f%94%a5/


๐Ÿ”ฅ MAID OF STONE FESTIVAL โ€“ FRIDAY LINE-UP ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐ŸŽธ FRIDAY – OPENING THE GATES OF RIFF HEAVEN

The sun dipped, the flames rose, and the weekend kicked off with a bang louder than a cannonball at a Sabaton gig. Friday at Maid of Stone wasn’t just the warm-up — it was a full-blown, pint-sloshing, pit-stomping declaration of war on silence.

๐Ÿ’ฅ HEADLINER: SKINDRED

Genre: Ragga Metal / Nu-Metal / Welsh FirestormWhen Benji Webbe hits the stage, you know carnage is incoming. Skindred whipped the crowd into a frenzy with their trademark mash-up of reggae beats, crunchy riffs, and mosh-worthy madness. “Nobody” had the entire field bouncing like it was Carnival in the pits.๐ŸŽค Highlight: The Newport Helicopter made its return — shirts off, spin ‘em high, you know the drill.๐Ÿด "C'MON BUTT!" echoed across the field. Tidy scenes.

⚡ MAIN SUPPORT: THE KRIS BARRAS BAND

Genre: Bluesy Hard RockA slick, no-nonsense performance packed with solos that made you pull that “guitar face” involuntarily. Kris Barras continues to prove why he's one of the best guitar-slingers in the UK.๐Ÿ”ฅ Standout track: “My Parade” – pure singalong glory with riff-heavy stomp.

๐Ÿ”ฅ WARM-UP RIFF RUMBLE:

๐ŸŽถ BLACK SPIDERS

Genre: Sleazy Rock 'n’ RollStraight-up dirty riffs and stage swagger. “Kiss Tried to Kill Me” had the front rows losing their minds.๐Ÿ•ถ️ Energy level: Lemmy-on-espresso.

๐ŸŽถ THE HOT DAMN!

Genre: Glam Punk Pop RockFluorescent outfits, high-octane hooks, and a stage presence bigger than the flames behind them.๐Ÿ’„ Rock meets riot in the best possible way.

๐ŸŽถ RAVENFACE

Genre: Metalcore / Groove MetalOne for the pit lovers – chugging breakdowns, snarling vocals, and plenty of low-end rumble to get the dirt flying.

๐Ÿ› ️ NEW BLOOD STAGE – FRESH MEAT, HEAVY RIFFS

Don’t sleep on the up-and-comers! Friday’s side stage was absolutely cooking with new talent:

- NATIVE SONS – American anthemic rock with a touch of classic '80s polish.

- MATT MITCHELL & THE COLDHEARTS – Lush vocals, big choruses, and riffs that belong in a stadium.

These bands didn’t just open the gates — they kicked ‘em off the hinges.

๐Ÿบ FRIDAY VIBES SUMMARY:

- Pints necked: Far too many Hawkstones.

- T-shirts lost to the pit: At least 63.

- Voices gone: 100% by 9pm.

- Soundcheck decibels: Could be heard in France.

- Security staff: Heroes in high-vis.

๐ŸŽค FRIDAY’S VERDICT?

Friday at Maid of Stone wasn't easing in — it was diving headfirst into a burning wall of sound. Skindred delivered the chaos, the undercard delivered the muscle, and the fans brought the thunder. This was no support act of a day — it was headline-worthy carnage in its own right.

Stay tuned for Saturday’s line-up — and let us know below:Who blew your mind on Friday? Who melted your face? And who did you lose in the pit?! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅด

#MaidOfStoneFriday #RiffReportLive #NewportHelicopter #BlisteringBeginnings #FestivalFirestarter https://theriffreport.co.uk/10/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-maid-of-stone-festival-friday-line-up-%f0%9f%94%a5/


๐Ÿ”ฅ MAID OF STONE FESTIVAL WEEKEND โ€“ A BLISTERING RIFF-FEST IN THE FLAMES! ๐Ÿ”ฅ
By The Riff Report Blog

Oi oi, rockers! ๐Ÿค˜๐ŸŽธ If your ears are still ringing and your liver’s still protesting, that can only mean one thing — MAID OF STONE FESTIVAL absolutely melted our faces off again! Set ablaze by thunderous riffs, raging amps, and lager-fuelled madness, this weekend was a proper inferno of metal and mayhem — and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Let’s dive into the madness, shall we? Strap in, grab a pint of Motรถrhead Road Crew, and let’s relive the most riff-tastic weekend since someone dared to tell Ozzy to slow down (spoiler: he didn’t). ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽธ WHAT IS MAID OF STONE?

Held in the heart of Kent (yes butt, the land of oast houses and unexpectedly savage mosh pits), Maid of Stone is fast becoming a go-to on the UK rock and metal calendar. Picture a medieval town turned into a molten metal mecca — where axes don’t just swing, they shred.

Whether you're into classic heavy hitters or the underground grit rising up like smoke from the pit, this festival has a bit of everything... and a LOT of volume.

๐Ÿ”ฅ THE VIBES: GUITARS, FIRE & ALE

Take a look at that poster — flames, flying Vs, and beer logos that scream "you’re not going home sober". It’s like a medieval tapestry designed by Lemmy. And with Motรถrhead Road Crew Pale Ale, Paulaner Munchener Hell Lager, and Hawkstone Lager fuelling the weekend, let’s just say hydration wasn’t exactly a priority. ๐Ÿป

Beer tents were stacked. Merch stands were raided. And that amp stack on stage? Loud enough to scare the ghosts of Rochester Castle.

๐Ÿค˜ LINE-UP MAYHEM (2025 VERSION)

While the poster keeps it mysterious, we all know the Maid of Stone line-ups are nothing short of legendary. Past years have seen the likes of:

- Skindred – Benji Webbe shouting “Newport!” like a spiritual chant

- The Kris Barras Band – melting fretboards with blues-drenched brutality

- Massive Wagons – like Status Quo on energy drinks

- Black Spiders, Those Damn Crows, and more

We’re talking sing-along choruses, neck-breaking breakdowns, and the kind of crowd chants that scare pigeons into the next county.

And if you didn’t get dust in your boots or lose your voice halfway through the first chorus — did you even festival, mun?

๐Ÿ•️ SURVIVAL OF THE LOUDEST

Camping at Maid of Stone is a rite of passage. Muddy boots. Broken tent pegs. That one guy who brought a full drum kit to the quiet camp. But the camaraderie? Tidy.

Between sunrise soundchecks and 3am acoustic renditions of "Ace of Spades", it was sleep-when-you’re-dead vibes all weekend. C’mon butt, that’s the point!

๐Ÿ” GRUB, GEAR & GUTS

Food was a glorious mess of loaded fries, sizzling burgers, vegan nachos, and that one suspicious-looking pie stand that smelled like heaven and regret.

Merch? Let’s just say if you didn’t walk away with a patch, a pint glass, or a questionable back tattoo, did you even go?

And the beer… oh lord, the beer. Hawkstone Lager was the MVP — crisp, punchy, and far too drinkable in the sun. Paulaner brought that Bavarian bombast, and Motรถrhead’s Road Crew Ale? Lemmy would’ve been proud. ๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ’€ THE AFTERMATH

As the amps cooled down and the last stage light blinked out, Maid of Stone left us with:

- Blistered ears

- Beer-soaked memories

- And the promise we’d be back next year

With every riff, every pint, and every crowd chant that echoed off the castle walls, this festival proved once again — rock is alive, loud, and flaming glorious. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽค FINAL VERDICT?

Maid of Stone isn’t just a festival — it’s a gathering of the faithful. A place where you’re never too old to headbang, never too sober to shout the lyrics, and never too far from someone who’ll lend you a lighter or carry you out of a mosh pit.

Tidy weekend? TIDY AS HELL.Same time next year? You bet your patch-covered denim jacket. ๐Ÿ–ค

Let us know in the comments: Who was your band of the weekend? What was your pint count? And did anyone else see that guy dressed as a Viking crowd-surfing on a lilo? Only in Kent, mun…

#MaidOfStone2025 #RiffReport #LouderThanYourNan #FlamesForDays ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿบ https://theriffreport.co.uk/09/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-maid-of-stone-festival-weekend-a-blistering-riff-fest-in-the-flames-%f0%9f%94%a5/


๐Ÿฐ Cardiff Castle โ€“ A Summer of Sound, Sun & Singing Your Head Off
The Ultimate Guide to Gigs at Cardiff Castle 2025๐Ÿ’ฅ Line-ups • Tickets • Food & Drink • Travel Tips • Where to Stay • How to Get Home ๐Ÿ’ฅ

From synth legends to reggae icons, rock ballads to disco lasers, Cardiff Castle has become the place to see iconic bands with the Welsh skyline as your backdrop. Here's the ultimate guide to every gig, who's playing, what it costs, and how to have the best night out of your summer.

๐ŸŽค 2025 Cardiff Castle Summer Concert Line-up

๐ŸŽต Artist / Band๐Ÿ“… Date๐ŸŽŸ️ Ticket PricesUB40 ft. Ali CampbellSun, 20th July£45 GA / £60 Priority / £99 VIPJamesFri, 25th July£45 GA / £60 Priority / £95 VIPStingSun, 27th July£55 GA / £75 Priority / £110 VIPThe ScriptFri, 1st August£49 GA / £65 Priority / £105 VIPPet Shop BoysSat, 2nd August£52 GA / £69 Priority / £115 VIP

๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets available via Ticketmaster, SeeTickets, and local partners like DEPOT Live.๐Ÿ”ฅ VIP = Private bars, fast track, posh loos & smug vibes

๐Ÿ” Food & Drink Prices (Across All Shows)

Prices are fairly consistent across the series – and yes, it’s contactless only ๐Ÿ’ณ

๐Ÿ” Food Vendors (typical prices):

- Gourmet Burgers – £11–13

- Vegan Wraps – £9

- Loaded Fries – £8–9

- Tacos/Burritos – £6–10

- Sweet Treats (Churros, Brownies, Ice Cream) – £5–6

๐Ÿน Drink Prices:

- Pints (Lager/Cider): £6.50

- Spirit & Mixer: £7.50

- Wine (Small glass): £6

- Cocktails: £7–8

- Bottled Water: £2.50

๐Ÿงƒ Pro tip: Drink tokens or queue early – castle bar queues grow longer than your aunty’s Glasto stories.

๐Ÿ—บ️ How to Get to Cardiff Castle

Cardiff Castle is smack bang in the city centre, meaning it’s super accessible – but don’t leave it last minute!

๐Ÿš† By Train:

- Cardiff Central Station – 10-min walk.

- Late night trains run but check the timetable as post-gig queues are diabolical.

๐ŸšŒ By Bus:

- Local Cardiff Bus services run throughout the city. Stop near Queen Street or Castle Street.

๐Ÿš– Taxi & Uber:

- Prepare for surge pricing post-show. Pre-book if possible or split a ride with your gig crew.

๐Ÿš— Driving & Parking:

- Limited parking in the city. Your best bet:

- Sophia Gardens Car Park

- St. David’s Car Park (close but busy)

- Park & Ride services from Leckwith

๐Ÿ‘€ Avoid driving if you’re planning to drink – it’s a castle concert, not an episode of Top Gear.

๐Ÿ›Œ Where to Stay in Cardiff

Cardiff’s city centre has loads of lush options to crash after a gig – but book early!

๐Ÿจ Budget (under £100):

- Sleeperz Cardiff – 5 mins from station, tidy rooms

- easyHotel Cardiff – central & very orange

- Travelodge Atlantic Wharf – no frills, just sleep

๐Ÿ’ฐ Mid-Range (£100–£150):

- Hotel Indigo – stylish, rooftop bar

- Park Plaza Cardiff – posh but not ridiculous

- Clayton Hotel – right next to Cardiff Central station

๐Ÿค‘ VIP Vibes (£150+):

- The Parkgate Hotel – luxury opposite the stadium

- voco St David’s Cardiff Bay – bit of a trek but super plush with sea views

๐Ÿ Getting Home After the Gig

๐Ÿ• Trains:

- Extra late-night services may run but they fill up fast – queue straight after encore if you're heading for the platform.

๐ŸšŒ Night Buses:

- Cardiff Bus runs NAT Group night services to suburbs like Roath, Whitchurch, Pontcanna.

๐Ÿš– Taxis:

- Loads of local taxi firms – try:

- Dragon Taxis

- Capital Cabs

- Uber (surge pricing alert)

๐Ÿš™ Lifts:

- Plan a sober driver, or…

- Crash at a mate’s in Cathays and hit Greggs in the morning ๐Ÿ’ฏ

๐Ÿงป Other Essentials

๐Ÿ›‘ Security & Entry:

- Bag checks at the gates

- No food, no drink, no umbrellas

- Reusable bottles? Nope. Empty plastic only.

♿ Accessibility:

- Step-free access & viewing platforms (book in advance)

- Accessible loos available near VIP and GA areas

๐Ÿงฅ Weather Warning:

- Gigs go ahead rain or shine ☔

- Bring a poncho – not your best suede boots

๐Ÿ›️ Merch:

- Expect £25–£35 tees

- Posters, vinyl, hats and even branded eco glitter at some shows

๐ŸŽ‰ Final Word from The Riff Report

Cardiff Castle 2025 is serving a full buffet of nostalgia, anthems, and unforgettable summer nights. Whether you’re singing your soul out to UB40, losing your voice to James, dancing under lasers with the Pet Shop Boys, or crying through The Script – you’re guaranteed a proper lush night out in the heart of Wales.

Just remember:

- Pre-book everything

- Wear comfy shoes

- Take Monday off work if it’s a Sunday show

- And for the love of Tom Jones, charge your phone

๐Ÿด See you in the castle courtyard, pint in one hand, phone torch in the other.

#CardiffCastleGigs2025 | #SummerInTheCastle | #WelshAnthemSeason๐ŸŽธ The Riff Report – where the gigs are gold, the banter’s cheeky, and the castle keeps rocking all summer long. https://theriffreport.co.uk/14/07/2025/%f0%9f%8f%b0-cardiff-castle-a-summer-of-sound-sun-singing-your-head-off/


๐Ÿ’ฝ PET SHOP BOYS โ€“ LIVE AT CARDIFF CASTLE 2025
Synths, Sass & Sparkles in the Shadow of the Castle ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’พ

๐Ÿ“… Date: Saturday, 2nd August 2025๐Ÿ“ Location: Cardiff Castle, Wales๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets: General from £52, VIP up to £115๐Ÿ•บ Support: TBA – rumours of a 90s electro banger or two warming up the decksPresented by: DEPOT Live x Synth City

๐Ÿฐ The Vibe:

C’mon butt, this ain’t just a concert – this is a neon-drenched time warp into the future-past. Think lasers bouncing off castle walls, techno beats shaking the cobblestones, and Neil Tennant & Chris Lowe giving it full theatrical drama.

It’s camp, it’s cool, it’s 100% Cardiff Castle fabulousness.

๐ŸŽŸ️ Ticket Options:

TierPriceExperience PerksGeneral Admission£52Standard access to the open-air castle bashPriority Entry£69Early doors, better viewing spotsVIP Package£115Private bar, exclusive loos, fast entry, and smug dancing ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Last batch of tickets are glowing like a glowstick – grab 'em!

๐ŸŽถ Setlist Dreams (and Disco Realities):

You know they’ll be delivering hit after hit like it’s 1988 again:

- West End Girls ๐Ÿ™️

- It’s a Sin ๐Ÿ™

- Go West ๐Ÿงญ

- Always on My Mind ๐Ÿ’ญ

- Domino Dancing ๐Ÿ•บ

- Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots of Money) ๐Ÿ’ธ

- Suburbia ๐Ÿ˜️

- Heart ❤️

- Rent ๐Ÿ 

- Left to My Own Devices ๐Ÿค–

- Dreamland ๐ŸŒ†

Plus a few surprises, new bangers, and possibly a b-side that’ll make a grown man in eyeliner weep.

๐Ÿ” Food & Drink (Electro Edition):

Prices based on previous castle gigs – subject to inflation and vibes:

- Pints: £6.50–£7.00

- Cider: £6.50

- Disco Cocktails: £8–£9

- Gourmet Vegan Wraps: £9

- Rainbow Burgers (Beef/Vegan): £12

- Loaded Nachos or Fries: £9

- Sweet treats: £5 (Churros, brownies, possibly glitter cupcakes?)

- Water: £2.50

Card only – contactless = fabulous.

๐Ÿ‘— Crowd Vibes:

This might be the best-dressed Cardiff Castle crowd of 2025:

- Glitter, neon, eyeliner and platform boots

- Queer icons, 80s dads, and Gen Zs discovering real synth-pop

- Dramatic sunglasses after sunset

- Disco dads living their best lives

- At least one couple doing a perfectly choreographed dance routine to “Domino Dancing”

All are welcome. Dress LOUD.

๐Ÿงป Logistics & Bits You Should Know:

- Toilets: Plenty (but sparkly outfit friendly? Hmm)

- Access: Book early for step-free access and viewing platforms

- Merch: Tour tees, glowsticks, retro vinyl reissues, and yes, hats

- Security: Standard bag checks, no outside food or drink

- Rain Policy: Pet Shop Boys do not cancel – bring a poncho, be fabulous anyway

๐ŸšฆGetting There:

- Train: Cardiff Central – 10 mins walk

- Bus: Loads, but it’ll be busy

- Taxi: Expect price surges. Share it with your disco crew.

- Driving: Park & Ride is your best bet

๐Ÿ’ฌ Riff Report Rant:

Honestly? We don’t deserve this level of synth glamour. Pet Shop Boys in Cardiff Castle? That’s a cultural reset. It’s not just a gig – it’s a flashback and a rave rolled into one.

Expect anthems that’ll make you cry, bops that’ll make you spin, and a crowd that’s there to LOVE, not just listen.

This is what castles are made for. Forget dragons – give us drum machines and dramatic lighting!

๐ŸŽ‰ Final Thoughts:

Whether you’re a West End Girl, an It’s a Sin stan, or just want to dance like no one’s filming – this is your night. Pet Shop Boys are synth royalty, and Cardiff Castle is about to become the Kingdom of Camp.

Don’t miss it.Dress up, dance hard, and feel everything.

#PetShopBoysCardiff | #DiscoInTheCastle | #ItWasNeverASinInWales๐Ÿ’ฟ The Riff Report – where nostalgia meets neon and we never stop dancing. https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%92%bd-pet-shop-boys-live-at-cardiff-castle-2025/


๐ŸŽน THE SCRIPT โ€“ LIVE AT CARDIFF CASTLE 2025
Rain, Heartbreak, and Big Chorus Energy in the Welsh Capital ☔๐Ÿ’”✨

๐Ÿ“… Date: Friday, 1st August 2025๐Ÿ“ Location: Cardiff Castle, Wales ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets: GA from £49, VIP up to £105๐ŸŽค Support Acts: TBA – rumoured to include some rising Irish pop-rock actsPresented by: DEPOT Live x TK Maxx Sessions

๐ŸŒ… The Scene:

Picture this: golden-hour glow hitting those ancient stone walls, Danny O'Donoghue belting out “The Man Who Can’t Be Moved”, and 6,000 fans holding phone lights aloft like it’s 2008 again. Pure goosebumps, mun.

This isn’t just a gig, it’s a hug for your heart disguised as a pop-rock masterclass – emotional, epic, and just the right amount of soppy.

๐ŸŽŸ️ Ticket Info:

TypePriceWhat You GetGeneral Admission£49Access to castle groundsPriority Entry£65Early entry + better stage spotVIP Package£105Private bar, upgraded loos, fast entry

Final tickets on sale now via Ticketmaster – don’t sleep on this one, especially if you’re prone to crying during “Breakeven.”

๐ŸŽถ Predicted Setlist – Tears Incoming:

You already know the crowd’s going full-volume for these:

- The Man Who Can’t Be Moved ๐Ÿง‍♂️

- Hall of Fame (feat. will.i.am... not actually featuring him live) ๐Ÿ†

- Breakeven ๐Ÿ’”

- Superheroes ๐Ÿฆธ‍♂️

- For the First Time ๐Ÿป

- If You Could See Me Now ๐ŸŒ 

- No Good in Goodbye ๐Ÿ‘‹

- Rain ☔

- Something Unreal ๐ŸŽต

And maybe a new one to make you ugly cry in front of your mates. You’ve been warned.

๐Ÿ” Food & Drink Prices (based on previous castle gigs):

- Pints: £6.50–£7.00

- Cocktails: £8

- Spirit + Mixer: £7.50

- Gourmet Burgers: £12

- Vegan Wraps/Salads: £9

- Churros/Brownies/Ice Cream: £5–6

- Bottled Water: £2.50

๐Ÿ’ณ Card only – no coins, no faffing.

๐Ÿ‘• Who’s Coming? The Crowd Vibe:

- 30-something heartbreak survivors still not over their first breakup

- Couples slow-dancing to “For the First Time”

- Teens discovering The Script from TikTok

- Parents on date night

- And that one guy who screams “PLAY HALL OF FAME!” before every song

It’s emotional, it’s wholesome, and it's got more feelings than a Ryan Gosling romcom. Don’t fight it.

๐Ÿšป Info Dump (The Essentials):

- Loos: Loads – VIP ones smell slightly less tragic

- Merch: Tour T-shirts, lyric mugs, and a “Scripted in Cardiff” poster, probably

- Accessibility: Book in advance for step-free access and viewing platforms

- Security: No outside food or drink, unless you can smuggle it like a legend

- Weather Warning: Rain or shine, this gig is ON – bring a poncho, not an excuse

๐Ÿš— Getting There:

- Train: Cardiff Central – 10 min walk

- Bus: Loads, but allow for traffic

- Taxi: Might cost as much as your ticket. Split it.

- Driving: Lol. Park & Ride or you’ll be circling like a dazed Uber driver

๐ŸŽค Riff Report Rant:

Look, it’s easy to sneer at The Script. Too many emotions? Too many piano ballads? Too much actual singing talent? But the truth is – when those harmonies hit and that chorus kicks in, even your hardest metalhead mate’s getting misty-eyed.

It’s arena pop, but intimate. It’s slick, but raw. It’s emotional therapy... with lasers and castle walls. ๐Ÿฅฒ✨

๐ŸŽ‰ Final Thoughts:

If you want a gig that hits your heart, your ears, and your Instagram stories all at once – this is it.

So c’mon butt, grab the tissues, round up your crew, and let’s get beautifully devastated together. Cardiff Castle’s never heard so many love songs shouted by slightly drunk Welsh people.

#TheScriptCardiff | #CastleHeartbreakHits | #ScriptedInStone๐ŸŽธ The Riff Report – where the walls are ancient, the beer is overpriced, and the ballads cut deep. https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%b9-the-script-live-at-cardiff-castle-2025/


๐ŸŽค STING โ€“ LIVE AT CARDIFF CASTLE 2025 ๐Ÿฐ
Message in a Bottle… Sent Straight from the Castle Walls

๐Ÿ“… Date: Sunday, 27th July 2025๐Ÿ“ Location: Cardiff Castle, Wales๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets: GA from £55, VIP up to £110๐ŸŽป Support Act: TBA – but fingers crossed for something jazzy, rootsy, and classyPresented by: DEPOT Live x Cardiff Summer Sessions

๐ŸŒ… The Scene:

A summer sunset. The Castle glowing golden. A pint in hand. And Sting, actual ex-Police frontman turned global solo superstar, crooning out “Fields of Gold” while the crowd sways like it’s Glasto '92. This one’s for the lovers, the dreamers, and every dad who once tried to sing “Roxanne” at karaoke and failed gloriously.

๐ŸŽŸ️ Ticket Tiers:

TypePriceGoodiesGeneral Entry£55Standard castle grounds accessPriority Access£75Early entry, closer view, smug grinVIP Experience£110Fast-track, posh loos, private bar

Hot tip: VIP sells out faster than you can say “Desert Rose,” so don’t hang about, butt!

๐ŸŽถ Likely Setlist Gold:

Let’s be honest — Sting’s setlists are like fine wine: smooth, surprising, and sometimes French.

You can bank on:

- Every Breath You Take ๐Ÿ‘€

- Englishman in New York ๐Ÿ—ฝ

- Fields of Gold ๐ŸŒพ

- Roxanne ๐Ÿ”ด

- If I Ever Lose My Faith in You ๐Ÿ™

- Desert Rose ๐Ÿœ️

- Shape of My Heart ♥️

- Walking on the Moon ๐ŸŒ™

- Message in a Bottle ๐Ÿซ™

Plus a couple of jazz-fusion deep cuts to keep the musos happy ๐ŸŽผ

๐Ÿ” Castle Fuel Prices (estimates):

- Pints: £6.50 – £7.50

- Wine (small glass): £6.00

- Spirit + Mixer: £7.50

- Gourmet Burger: £12

- Loaded Nachos or Fries: £9

- Gelato & Churros Stalls: £5–6

- Bottled Water: £2.50 (Stay hydrated, mun)

Card only – leave your copper at home ๐Ÿช™

๐Ÿ‘• Crowd Watch:

This ain’t your typical rowdy indie mob. Think:

- Couples slow dancing like it’s prom night

- Grown-up rockers in linen shirts and panama hats

- A few glam mams living their best life

- Jazz dads with opinions on bass technique

- And at least one guy crying during “Shape of My Heart” (it’s okay Gareth, let it out)

๐Ÿ› ️ Logistics:

- Toilets: Many, but queues will peak post-ballads

- Step-Free Access: Available with advance booking

- No Outside Food/Drink: Sneaky sausage rolls will be confiscated

- Merch: Expect tasteful black tees, Sting-branded honey (yes, he sells it), and perhaps a €45 tote bag

๐Ÿš† Getting There:

- Train: Cardiff Central – 10 min walk

- Bus: Loads from town, allow extra time

- Taxi: Surge pricing will sting. Pun intended.

- Driving: Park & Ride or expect chaos

๐Ÿ’ฌ Riff Report Rant:

Look, some might scoff and say “Sting’s a bit mellow for a summer gig,” but those people have clearly never had a glass of wine, a castle view, and “Englishman in New York” tickling their ears as the sun sets behind the turrets.

This is classy chaos. It’s reggae-tinged ballads and Police anthems echoing off 13th-century walls. It’s nostalgia done right – with a cheeky G&T.

๐ŸŽ‰ Final Thought:

This isn’t just a gig – it’s a castle concert meditation with one of the UK’s most legendary voices.Dust off the linen, grab your sunnies, and get ready to fall back in love with Sting — or at least hum along with thousands of strangers pretending they still remember the second verse of “Message in a Bottle.”

๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets are flying faster than you can say "sendin’ out an SOS!"See you there, lush people of Cardiff. ✌️

#StingAtTheCastle | #RoxanneEchoes | #FieldsOfGoldMoments๐ŸŽธ The Riff Report – where the pints are pricey, the shirts are floral, and the tunes go down smoother than a vintage Bordeaux. https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%a4-sting-live-at-cardiff-castle-2025-%f0%9f%8f%b0/


๐ŸŽค JAMES โ€“ Live at Cardiff Castle 2025 ๐Ÿฐ
Sit Down, Cardiff – You’re In For a Ride!

๐Ÿ“… Date: Friday, 25th July 2025๐Ÿ“ Location: Cardiff Castle, Wales๐ŸŽŸ️ Tickets: From £45 (GA) to £95 (VIP)๐Ÿ‘ฅ Support Acts: TBC but rumoured to be Britpop-tastic...Presented by: DEPOT Live x Cardiff Castle Gigs

๐ŸŒž The Vibe:

Picture it now – Tim Booth twirling under the Welsh summer sky, castle walls glowing golden in the dusk, and 5,000 voices howling “Laid” into the Cardiff night. Magical. Nostalgic. Slightly emotional. Proper lush, like your mate finally paying for the round.

This isn’t just another outdoor gig – it’s James, in one of the UK’s most iconic venues, with that weirdly spiritual connection they always conjure up. There’ll be tears, dancing, and someone absolutely losing it during “Sometimes”.

๐ŸŽซ Ticket Info:

Ticket TypePriceIncludesGeneral Admission£45Entry to castle groundsPriority Entry£60Early access, better viewVIP Package£95VIP bar, posh loos, fast-track entry

๐ŸŽถ Setlist Hopes & Fan Favourites:

Expect a dreamy mix of anthems, deep cuts, and surprise jams. Here’s what we’re betting on:

- Sit Down ๐Ÿช‘

- Laid ๐Ÿ’ฅ

- Sometimes (Lester Piggott) ๐ŸŒง️

- Getting Away With It (All Messed Up) ๐Ÿ˜ต‍๐Ÿ’ซ

- Born of Frustration ๐Ÿ˜ค

- Ring The Bells ๐Ÿ””

- Moving On ๐Ÿšถ‍♂️๐Ÿ’”

- Sound ๐ŸŒŒ

Oh, and something weird and wonderful from the latest album, no doubt.

๐Ÿป Food & Drink Prices (Estimates Based on Previous Gigs):

- Pints: £6.50–£7

- Cocktails: £8 (served in plastic cups with wild names like "Jameson & Booth")

- Gourmet Burgers: £11–£13

- Vegan Wraps: £9

- Churros/Brownies: £5–6

Card only, so don’t come waving your fiver about.

๐ŸŽŸ️ Crowd Watch:

The usual James cocktail of old-school indie heads, cool aunties, students discovering “Sit Down” for the first time, and a suspiciously emotional bloke in his 40s wiping away a tear during “Out to Get You”. Expect hugs from strangers and a lot of “I saw them in ’92” chat.

๐Ÿงป Essentials & Info:

- ๐Ÿšป Loos: Plenty, but queues will rival Glasto by 9pm

- ๐Ÿง‘‍๐Ÿฆฝ Access: Viewing platforms available – book in advance!

- ๐Ÿšจ Security: Standard bag checks. No outside food or drink.

- ๐Ÿ‘• Merch: Expect T-shirts, signed vinyls, and maybe a floral bucket hat

๐Ÿš— Getting There:

- Train: Cardiff Central is a 10-min stroll away

- Bus: Loads of options but expect delays

- Taxi: Expensive. Share with strangers. Make friends.

- Driving: Park and Ride or summon the parking gods

๐ŸŽค Riff Report Rant:

Let’s be honest – we don’t always get this lucky with Castle gigs. But James? In Cardiff? In summer? It’s a proper sit-down, stand-up, scream-along and cry night.

Whether you’re a hardcore fan or just here to yell “This bed is on fire!”, you’re guaranteed a night of indie bliss under the Welsh stars. Bring tissues. Bring your voice. And bring someone who needs reminding that music still matters.

๐ŸŽธ Final Word:

It’s not just a gig – it’s a full-blown indie communion.See you front-left, swaying like dafties and living our best emotional lives.

#JamesLiveCardiff | #SitDownAndSing | #WelshIndieMagic

๐Ÿ’ฅ The Riff Report – where guitars echo off castle walls and the cider’s always just expensive enough to complain about ๐Ÿ https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%a4-james-live-at-cardiff-castle-2025-%f0%9f%8f%b0/
๐Ÿ”ฅ October 29th – London, UK ๐Ÿ”ฅBy The Riff Report Blog

Venue: Royal Albert Hall, London ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งDate: Tuesday, 29th October 2025Band: Queens of the Stone Age ๐Ÿค˜Tour: The Catacombs TourTickets: From £58.50 – £99.50Food & Drink: Bring a full wallet, it’s posh gig pricing, butt ๐Ÿท๐ŸซVibe: Gothic grandeur meets riff-fuelled madness in a legendary venue ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ•ฏ️

๐Ÿ‘‘ All Hail the Queens:

Queens of the Stone Age are coming to Royal Albert Hall this October, and they’re not holding back. It’s a one-night-only gothic stoner-rock spectacular set inside one of the UK’s poshest (and most iconic) venues. That’s right – the Catacombs Tour hits London on October 29, and tickets are expected to disappear faster than free beer at a dive bar.

Forget your usual arena show – this is the Royal bloody Albert Hall. Velvet curtains, pristine acoustics, chandeliers above and Josh Homme’s sinister swagger below. You will sweat in your seat. You will consider selling your nan to afford merch.

๐Ÿ’ธ Ticket Prices (Brace Yourself):

SectionPrice (Approx)NotesStalls (Standing)£72.50Closest to the madness – pure pit potential.Circle£58.50–£72.50Good views, comfy chairs, less chance of beer spillage.Boxes£99.50+For posh rockers or people who know someone at Sony.

Tickets go on sale Friday at 10am via Live Nation, but expect them to sell out in seconds – no joke. The presale is already sending fans into a frenzy, with one commenter quipping, “Looking forward to this selling out in 10 seconds flat.”

No lies detected.

๐Ÿง€ Food & Drink – Posh Gig Edition:

This isn’t your £5 pint Download Festival situation. Royal Albert Hall comes with slightly more refined offerings. Here's what you're dealing with:

ItemPrice (Approx)Pint of Beer (Craft/Lager)£7.50–£9.00Glass of Wine (125ml)£6.50–£10G&T / Whisky / Rum£8.00–£11Water / Soft Drink£2.50–£4.00Panini / Baguette£7.00–£9.50Chocolate Bar / Crisps£2.50–£3.00Gourmet Hot Dog (yes, really)£10.00

No outside food or drink allowed (unless you smuggle it in like a proper legend – but we never told you that, c’mon).

๐Ÿงฑ The Vibe – Doom, Drama, and Desert Rock:

Expect a fully immersive gothic-rock aesthetic, complete with dimmed lighting, velvet theatrics, and bone-shaking riffage from Homme and co. This is QOTSA diving into the theatrical with a setlist that’s likely to mix Songs for the Deaf era bangers with newer In Times New Roman… cuts.

Here’s what we’re hoping for (don’t @ us if they change it):

- No One Knows (obviously)

- Go With the Flow

- Negative Space

- Emotion Sickness

- If I Had a Tail

- Little Sister

- The Way You Used to Do

- 3’s & 7’s

- A Song for the Dead

And maybe a creepy candlelit version of “Mosquito Song” if we’re lucky. ๐Ÿ•ฏ️

๐Ÿ•ฐ️ Venue Tips – Don’t Be That Person:

- Doors Open: Usually around 6:30pm – get there early if you want merch (it sells out FAST).

- Last Entry: Around 8:30pm – they don’t mess about.

- Merch Prices: T-shirts £35, hoodies £65, vinyl £40+ (sold at merch stands inside & lobby).

- Toilets: Plenty, but always busy after the first pint run.

- Accessibility: Fantastic – RAH does it right. Book via access team.

- Bag Policy: Small bags only. Leave the rucksack at home unless you want to argue with security.

๐Ÿ’ฌ Final Thoughts from The Riff Report:

This is one for the bucket list, mun. Seeing Queens of the Stone Age, not in a field or arena, but in the grand, ghostly, red-draped halls of Royal Albert Hall – it’s like watching a satanic sermon with riffs instead of hymns.

The Catacombs Tour might be a smaller run, but it’s shaping up to be their most theatrical and intense yet. If you’re lucky enough to score tickets, prepare for an evening that’ll melt your face, tickle your spine, and leave you questioning reality – in the best way possible.

๐Ÿงพ TL;DR:

- What: Queens of the Stone Age – The Catacombs Tour

- When: 29 October 2025

- Where: Royal Albert Hall, London

- Tickets: £58.50–£99.50

- Drinks: £7–11

- Food: £3–10

- Mood: Spooky rock n’ roll sรฉance in a palace ๐ŸŽƒ

๐Ÿ”ฅ You’ve been warned – these tickets are gonna vanish like Homme’s shirts mid-set. Good luck. See you in the catacombs.#QOTSA #CatacombsTour #RoyalAlbertHallMadness #TheRiffReport

Diolch, legends! ๐Ÿ–ค https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/queens-of-the-stone-age-the-catacombs-tour-comes-to-royal-albert-hall/


๐ŸŽคโ˜€๏ธ UB40 ft. Ali Campbell โ€“ Cardiff Castle 2025 Gig Blog โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŽค
๐ŸŽค☀️ Red Red Wine, a Castle, and a Whole Lotta Reggae Vibes! ☀️๐ŸŽคBy The Riff Report Blog

Date: Sunday, 20th July 2025Location: Cardiff Castle, Wales ๐ŸฐPresented by: TK Maxx x DEPOT LiveSupport Acts: Bitty McLean & MC Mr WilliamzTickets: From £45.00 (standard) up to £99.00+ (VIP/priority entry) ๐ŸŽŸ️Drinks: £6.50 pint ๐Ÿบ, £7–8 cocktails ๐ŸนFood: £9 loaded fries, £12 gourmet burgers ๐Ÿ”Vibe: Lush reggae nostalgia, hands in the air, all generations groovin’ ✌️

๐Ÿฅณ The Lowdown:

C’mon butt, the summer vibes are strong with this one! UB40, the kings of smooth reggae-pop, are rolling into Cardiff Castle on Sunday 20th July, and they’re bringing the party with them – fronted by the unmistakable Ali Campbell himself.

This isn’t just a gig – it’s a full-blown sunshine-soaked celebration in the heart of the Welsh capital. Think pints in hand, castle walls behind you, and thousands singing "Can't Help Falling in Love" in perfect (ish) harmony. Tidy!

๐ŸŽซ Ticket Prices (as of now):

TypePriceWhat You GetGeneral Admission£45.00Entry to the castle grounds.Priority Entry£60.00Get in early, closer to the stage.VIP Package£99.00Private bar, posh loos, faster entry, smug vibes ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Final tickets are on sale now via Ticketmaster, but they’re shifting faster than pints on St. David’s Day, so don't hang about!

๐Ÿ” Food & Drink Prices:

(Yes, you’ll need a second mortgage for snacks, but hey—it’s a castle gig!)

Food Vendors On-Site Include:

- Spicy Senorita Tacos – £10 for 2 (or £6 for one big loaded burrito ๐ŸŒฏ)

- Bun & Barrel Burgers – £12 for double stack beef or vegan option

- Dragon Fries – £9 for cheesy, meaty, or vegan loaded fries

- Sweet Treats Shack – £6 brownies, £5 churros w/ choc dip

Drinks:

- Lager/Cider (pint): £6.50

- Spirit & Mixer: £7.50

- Cocktails: £7–8

- Bottled Water: £2.50 (because hydration is rock 'n' roll too)

- Wine (small glass): £6Card payments only – don’t bother bringing cash!

๐ŸŽถ Setlist Hopes & Banger Predictions:

Here’s what we reckon Ali & the gang might belt out under the Cardiff stars:

- Red Red Wine ๐Ÿท

- Kingston Town ๐ŸŒด

- (I Can't Help) Falling in Love With You ๐Ÿ’•

- Rat in Mi Kitchen ๐Ÿ€

- One in Ten ๐Ÿ”Ÿ

- Food for Thought ๐Ÿค”

Get ready for that sweet sax and brass combo to melt your face (in the nicest way).

๐ŸŒˆ The Crowd:

Expect OG UB40 fans, bucket hats, festival shirts, and a "my mum loves this band" vibe that somehow turns into a massive multi-gen dance-off.

There’ll be 50-year-olds vibing, students having a cheeky cider, and a few daft lads trying to start a reggae mosh pit (please don’t). Everyone’s welcome, and the vibe is proper lush.

๐ŸšŒ Getting There & Back:

- Train: Cardiff Central is a 10-minute walk.

- Bus: Plenty of options from town, but allow time – it’ll be busy!

- Driving? Good luck finding parking near the castle. Best to park & ride or get a taxi.

๐Ÿงป Loos, Access & Other Essentials:

- Toilets: Plenty of them, but queues likely after sunset.

- Accessibility: Step-free entry and viewing platforms available (book in advance).

- Security: Standard bag checks. No outside booze (we know, gutted).

- Merch: UB40 T-shirts, posters, and likely an overpriced beanie. ๐Ÿ’ธ

๐Ÿ’ฌ Riff Report Rant & Rave:

Look, we could moan about the pint prices or the way the VIP section blocks the view for us peasants, but honestly? We’re too busy humming "Kingston Town" and planning our reggae two-step.

There’s something magical about seeing a legendary band like UB40 in the middle of Cardiff Castle – the walls echo, the bass thumps, and for a few hours, life just feels lush.

Plus, Bitty McLean is a bloody legend in his own right, and MC Mr Williamz is gonna bring a whole new flavour to the support slot. No warm-up act faff here – it’s banger after banger from start to finish. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿฅณ Final Thoughts:

This is your summer soundtrack gig. Throw on the floral shirt, grab your mates, and prepare to sing, sway, and sip your way through one of the most iconic reggae nights South Wales has seen in years.

Get your tickets while they’re still kicking about, and we’ll see you in the crowd, pint in hand, shouting "Red red wiiineee!" to the sky ๐Ÿท๐Ÿค˜

See you at the Castle, Cardiff! ๐Ÿฐ#UB40Cardiff #RedRedWineVibes #AliCampbellReturns #CastleGigMadness๐ŸŽธ The Riff Report Blog – where the tunes are loud, the pints are overpriced, and the banter’s always flowing.

Diolch & keep skankin', butt! ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%a4%e2%98%80%ef%b8%8f-ub40-ft-ali-campbell-cardiff-castle-2025-gig-blog-%e2%98%80%ef%b8%8f%f0%9f%8e%a4/


๐Ÿ”ฅ THE FIVE BEST FORGOTTEN ALBUMS FROM 1967 ๐Ÿ”ฅ
– The Underground’s Underdogs and Psychedelic Sidequests That Deserve Your Ears –๐ŸŽง๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ’€✌️

When it comes to 1967, everyone and their flower-wearing nan will tell you it was the year. Sgt. Pepper painted the world technicolour. Hendrix burned guitars. The Doors opened minds. But for every record that history blasted into the stratosphere, a hundred more got left at the back of the van, gathering acid-drenched dust.

Let’s rewind to the other side of the Summer of Love – the hidden gems, the freaky footnotes, the albums that didn’t get the global peace sign but absolutely should’ve. Strap in, butt – we’re digging through the crates. ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒ€

๐ŸŽช 1. The United States of America – The United States of America

๐Ÿ’ฟ Technically released Jan 1968 in the US, but recorded in '67 – and too wild to skip!

Imagine if The Velvet Underground went on a peyote vision quest and took a synth nerd from UCLA with them. That’s The United States of America, the band – not the place. Led by Joe Byrd and Dorothy Moskowitz, this one-off release fuses electronics, musique concrรจte, jazz, and protest-folk in a stew so experimental it makes Pink Floyd’s Piper at the Gates of Dawn sound like nursery rhymes.

๐Ÿง  Why it matters:No guitars. All synths. And still heavier than most fuzzed-out bands of the day. It’s proto-industrial, psychedelic, and politically sharp. You can practically hear the CIA sweating.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Standout Track: “The American Metaphysical Circus” – a sonic kaleidoscope of carnivalesque horror.

๐Ÿงจ 2. The Red Krayola – The Parable of Arable Land

This is the sound of a band losing their minds in real-time, and recording it for funsies. Texas psych-noise weirdos The Red Krayola went full avant-garde with their debut, blending fractured garage rock with “free-form freak-outs” from a collective of misfits dubbed The Familiar Ugly.

๐Ÿ”ฎ Why it matters:It's like Captain Beefheart, early Sonic Youth, and a malfunctioning radio signal from the Moon had a jam session. Utter chaos. Glorious chaos.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Standout Track: “War Sucks” – still relevant, still bonkers.

๐ŸŒป 3. Nico – Chelsea Girl

Okay, so Nico isn’t obscure – but Chelsea Girl gets tragically overlooked next to her Velvet Underground era. Released the same year as V.U. & Nico, this solo LP dials back the distortion and layers strings, flutes, and baroque beauty beneath her icy vocals.

๐ŸงŠ Why it matters:It’s melancholy wrapped in a lace glove. The production is famously hated by Nico herself (too soft, she claimed), but the songs are haunted masterpieces. Dylan, Reed, Cale – the who’s who of sad 60s geniuses wrote for this.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Standout Track: “These Days” – covered by everyone, but never better than here.

๐ŸŒ€ 4. Love – Da Capo

Before Forever Changes was canonised as one of the greats, Da Capo landed like a strange, jazzy comet from Laurel Canyon. Half sunshine pop, half proto-prog freakout, and all Arthur Lee madness, this album feels like two records smashed together – in a good way.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Why it matters:Side one? Tight, catchy psych-pop perfection. Side two? A 19-minute garage-jazz noodle session called “Revelation” that scared the record label witless. It’s the sound of a band on the edge, and it’s brilliant.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Standout Track: “Stephanie Knows Who” – harpsichords, sass, and snarl.

๐ŸŒ’ 5. Tim Buckley – Goodbye and Hello

While most folkies were strumming about peace and daisies, Tim Buckley was crooning existential poetry from another plane of reality. Goodbye and Hello is part psychedelic troubadour, part cosmic jazz-folk fever dream.

๐ŸŽค Why it matters:Buckley had a voice that could melt steel beams and lyrics that spiralled into dreamworlds. You’ll hear the seeds of Jeff Buckley here – but this is its own beast.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Standout Track: “Phantasmagoria in Two” – yes, it’s as floaty and magical as it sounds.

๐ŸŽธ HONOURABLE MENTIONS – Because 1967 Was Stacked

- Sagittarius – Present Tense – California studio pop perfection that flew under the radar.

- Arzachel – Arzachel – Proto-Uriah Heep meets acid freakout.

- The Deviants – Ptooff! – The UK’s underground answer to The Fugs.

- Kaleidoscope (UK) – Tangerine Dream – Psychedelia filtered through whimsical English eccentricity.

- Moby Grape – Moby Grape – Criminally underrated despite major label hype.

๐Ÿ•ถ️ Final Riff:

The Summer of Love may have been soundtracked by the heavy hitters, but it was these lost treasures that made the underground simmer. They're the albums that whispered strange truths in smoke-filled basements, that played on battered radios while the revolution brewed in the backyard.

So go on, butt – dig these records out, roll something herbal, and time-travel to a year when music didn’t just soundtrack change… it was the change. ✌️๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŒˆ

Which of these have you spun lately? Got a forgotten ‘67 gem to add to the list? Hit us up on @theriffreportuk – we’re always up for a sonic adventure. https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%94%a5-the-five-best-forgotten-albums-from-1967-%f0%9f%94%a5/


๐ŸŽค NEIL DIAMOND BELTS OUT โ€˜SWEET CAROLINEโ€™ IN SURPRISE COMEBACK ๐ŸŽถโค๏ธ
“So good! So good! So good!” never hit harder…

The legendary Neil Diamond, now 84, made hearts melt and voices roar on July 12th, when he unexpectedly stepped back into the spotlight at the Hollywood Pantages Theatre in Los Angeles. And what did he do, butt? Only led the crowd in a spine-tingling rendition of ‘Sweet Caroline’, that’s what! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘

This wasn’t just any gig either. Diamond was there to see his story unfold on stage in A Beautiful Noise: The Neil Diamond Musical, a dazzling tribute to his life, music, and unmatched swagger. The musical, starring Nick Fradiani (yep, that American Idol champ!), has been wowing crowds since its Broadway debut in 2022. But no one expected the man himself to step up to the mic.

Let’s not forget — Neil retired from touring in 2018, after bravely revealing his Parkinson’s diagnosis. Since then, he’s kept a low profile, making rare appearances here and there — like that lush surprise singalong at Fenway Park in 2022. But THIS? This was different. This was magic. ๐ŸŒŸ

As the familiar chords of Sweet Caroline kicked in, Diamond's unmistakable voice filled the theatre. Fans old and new were absolutely LOSING IT. It was a pure moment of joy, nostalgia, and courage.

๐Ÿ’ฌ "That voice still gives chills,” one audience member told The Riff Report.๐Ÿ’ฌ "I never thought I’d see him perform live again. I was in tears. It was perfect."

Let’s face it, Sweet Caroline isn’t just a song, it’s an anthem — a stadium shout, a karaoke killer, a wedding reception war cry. And seeing Neil belt it out live, after everything he’s been through? Proper job, mun. ๐Ÿด❤️

⚡️Quick Fire Facts: Neil Diamond Surprise Show

- ๐Ÿ“Where? Hollywood Pantages Theatre, Los Angeles

- ๐Ÿ“… When? July 12, 2025

- ๐ŸŽญ Why? Attending a performance of A Beautiful Noise — the musical based on his life

- ๐ŸŽค What happened? Neil Diamond spontaneously sang Sweet Caroline with the crowd

- ๐Ÿง  Health Update: Diamond was diagnosed with Parkinson’s in 2018 and retired from touring

- ๐ŸŸ️ Past Surprise? Yep! Fenway Park, 2022 — also led the crowd in Sweet Caroline

- ๐Ÿ’Ž Age? 84 and still got it ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Neil might not be doing full world tours anymore, but this moment proved it loud and clear: the voice, the soul, the legend — it’s still all there. And Sweet Caroline? It’s never sounded sweeter. ๐ŸŽถ

Diolch, Neil. Come back anytime. You’re always welcome on the stage and in our hearts. ❤️

๐Ÿ—ฃ️ Hands up if you sang the chorus reading this?๐Ÿ’ฌ What's your fave Neil Diamond banger? Let us know below, and we’ll rank ‘em next time — yes, even ‘Crunchy Granola Suite’. ๐Ÿ˜‚

#SweetCaroline#NeilDiamond#ABeautifulNoise#ParkinsonsAwareness#LegendsNeverRetire#TheRiffReport ๐Ÿค˜ https://theriffreport.co.uk/13/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%a4-neil-diamond-belts-out-sweet-caroline-in-surprise-comeback-%f0%9f%8e%b6%e2%9d%a4%ef%b8%8f/


๐ŸŽธ OASIS FANS FURIOUS AFTER 'GALLAGHER HILL' FENCED OFF AT HEATON PARK GIG โ€“ โ€œYOU CANโ€™T EVEN WATCH FROM HALF THE PARK AWAY NOW, MUN!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿงฑ๐ŸŽค
Welcome to the latest chapter in the never-ending saga of fence vs fandom — and this time, it’s personal. Heaton Park, Manchester. The holy ground of Northern music. The scene of Oasis chaos both past and present. And now, apparently… a high-security fortress.

Fans were left absolutely tamping over the weekend when a huge metal fence was slapped right in front of Gallagher Hill – the unofficial free-viewing hotspot for countless gigs over the years. What was once a peaceful patch of grass to sip a lukewarm tin and belt out “Champagne Supernova” from a distance, is now a no-go zone guarded like Fort Knox.

And people are not happy.

๐Ÿค˜ “It’s not just a hill… it’s Gallagher Hill, butt!”

For the uninitiated, Gallagher Hill isn’t some fancy venue add-on. It’s a legendary slope. A public mound of Mancunian magic. A place where fans have gathered since the original 2009 Oasis shows at Heaton Park — dubbed “the gigs that nearly broke the band.”

From that sweet vantage point, you could see the stage (well, squint and you’d see Liam’s silhouette), hear the bangers, and soak up the atmosphere without spending a penny. It's like Glastonbury’s Pyramid Hill… just with more Adidas and fewer yurts.

But this year? Nope. A massive fence now blocks the view entirely. No peeks. No peering. No cheeky dancing with a pint of warm Carling. Just cold, grey oppression.

๐Ÿงฑ FENCED OFF AND FUMING

Fans on social media didn’t hold back:

“You can’t fence off a vibe, mate!”“First they took the band, now they’ve taken the hill.”“I’ve had breakups that hurt less than this.”

Some attendees even tried to storm the barricades, Glastonbury-style. A mini-rave broke out by the gates, with shirtless fans singing “Acquiesce” in protest while security scrambled to contain the chaos. One bloke tried to launch himself over like it was the bloody Grand National. He didn’t make it. But the effort? Tidy, mun.

The fence became the weekend’s villain — even bigger than the £7 pints and £12 hot dogs.

๐ŸŽŸ️ WHY BLOCK GALLAGHER HILL?

The official reason? Nobody’s said it out loud, but let’s not be daft — it’s all about money and control.

Heaton Park may be a public space, but when a big-ticket event rolls in, the council rents the space to organisers. And those organisers? They want every last body inside the perimeter, ticket paid, drink bought, merch flogged.

Letting thousands gather on the hill with a banging view and zero cost? Nah. That’s not part of the business model, is it?

And yet… that’s Oasis we’re talking about. The band of the people. The soundtrack to every kitchen disco, pub jukebox, and post-pub walk home. The lads who made you believe you could conquer the world in a parka and a snarl.

And now the reunion happens, and the people? They’re blocked by a fence. Poetic injustice, innit.

๐Ÿงข “THEY’VE FENCED OFF THE SOUL OF MANCHESTER”

To many, Gallagher Hill was more than just a spot with a view. It was a community. Families, friends, kids on shoulders, dads with camcorders, teens on their first cider — this was gig culture without the cost.

It wasn’t just Mancs either. People travelled from all over the UK for a bit of that Heaton Park magic, even if they couldn’t afford a ticket. And for many, watching from Gallagher Hill wasn’t just acceptable — it was the tradition.

Now? That tradition’s been bulldozed by a big, joy-sapping slab of metal.

As one heartbroken fan screamed at the fence:

“LIAM WOULDN’T STAND FOR THIS!”We can’t confirm if Liam heard him. But we’re pretty sure Noel would've just rolled his eyes.

๐Ÿ˜Ž THE STORMING OF THE GATES

Here’s the real kicker — the fence didn’t stop everyone.

Throughout the night, reports came in of guerilla viewings, with enterprising fans dragging ladders, climbing trees, or just hoisting each other onto shoulders for a fleeting glimpse of rock’n’roll history.

A few breached the outer perimeter, legging it into the crowd before security could shout “OI!” One lad reportedly made it to the edge of the VIP bar before being ejected — but not before he necked someone’s leftover cocktail. Iconic.

๐ŸŽค THE RIFF REPORT VERDICT: “FREE THE HILL!”

Look, we get it. Concerts are expensive. Logistics are mad. Security needs rules. But here’s the thing:

Music is for everyone.Whether you’ve paid £120 for a golden circle ticket or you’re halfway up a grassy slope with a Bluetooth speaker and a Sainsbury’s meal deal — it shouldn’t feel like you’re on opposite sides of a warzone.

Fencing off Gallagher Hill wasn’t just a buzzkill — it was a betrayal.

Let the people gather. Let the voices rise. Let some kid experience “Live Forever” echoing through the trees, even if it’s from the edge of a hill with a dodgy view. That’s what music is about, butt.

๐ŸŽง WHAT’S NEXT?

Will they keep the fence up next year?Will fans boycott or storm again?Will Gallagher Hill become the next great site of rock rebellion?

Who knows. But if there’s a fence, and there’s a crowd, and there’s Oasis playing… there’s going to be noise.

And we’ll be there — tinny in hand, shouting for the wall to come down. ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Were you there on Gallagher Hill? Did you climb, cry, or curse the fence? Let us know your side of the story in the comments below ๐Ÿ‘‡#FreeGallagherHill #Fencegate2025 #OasisReunion #ProperJobNot #HeatonParkCarnage #CmonButtLetUsSee https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%b8-oasis-fans-furious-after-gallagher-hill-fenced-off-at-heaton-park-gig-you-cant-even-watch-from-half-the-park-away-now-mun-%f0%9f%98%a4/


๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒŠ SNOOP DOGG: JACK ARMY REPRESENTINโ€™
Yep, in a truly bonkers twist that nobody had on their 2025 bingo card, Snoop Dogg gave the Swans a shout-out in a recent interview while promoting his upcoming UK tour. When asked about UK footy teams, he dropped this beauty:

“I got love for them Swansea boys, man. Been watchin’ them for a while now.”

WHAT?! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Cue every Swansea fan on Twitter/X losing their collective minds.

๐Ÿงข How It Started

Turns out, Snoop’s been lowkey backing the Swans ever since someone gifted him a retro Swansea kit (rumoured to be the lush black one from the early 2000s — tidy bit of drip that was). He was even spotted wearing it backstage in a viral photo from 2024.

The man loves an underdog — and who’s more underdog than a club that’s been up, down, and sideways through the footballing trenches?

๐ŸŽถ Crossover Chaos

Naturally, Swans fans have now:

- Edited “Drop It Like It’s Hot” with matchday highlights ๐Ÿ’€

- Started a petition to get Snoop to perform at the Liberty Stadium

- Begged the club to make a Snoop x Swans collab kit (DO IT, YOU COWARDS)

Someone even shouted “Gin and Juice, la!” from the East Stand last weekend ๐Ÿ˜… Only in Wales, mun…

๐Ÿ’ฌ Fan Reactions

Here’s a flavour of the chaos online:

- @JacksTilIDie: “Snoop Dogg supporting Swansea is the weirdest and best timeline. Get him in the dugout.”

- @BonyBackAgain: “Imagine Snoop rolling through Wind Street after a win ๐Ÿคฃ pint of Brains and a lamb curry half and half.”

- @TidyBeatsCymru: “Snoop Dogg saying he supports the Swans just healed my generational trauma.”

๐Ÿ—“️ Could We See Him in Swansea?

He’s confirmed to be playing Cardiff on his next UK run, but the internet is now absolutely begging for a Swansea pit stop. Maybe even a cheeky pre-game appearance? Mascot duty? Toss the coin? ๐Ÿ˜‚

We can only dream...

Final Thought:

From Long Beach to Landore, the Jack Army just got a bit more legendary. ๐ŸŒด๐ŸฆDiolch, Snoop. You’re a proper Jack now.

#SnoopForSwanseaMascot#DropItLikeItsAyew#JackDoggyDogg ๐Ÿพ https://theriffreport.co.uk/16/07/2025/%f0%9f%90%b6%f0%9f%8c%8a-snoop-dogg-jack-army-representin/

Tuesday, July 15, 2025



๐ŸŽธLOST & FOUND: The Rolling Stonesโ€™ Stolen Guitar Turns Up in New York Museum?!๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿคฏ
What’s occurring?! Only one of rock ‘n’ roll’s most iconic guitars — missing for over five bloody decades — just casually resurfaced in a New York museum, like it had popped out for milk and forgot to come back until now. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Yes, really. The 1959 Gibson Les Paul, famously wielded by Keith Richards during The Ed Sullivan Show in 1964 and later owned by Mick Taylor, has turned up in the most unlikely of places — the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

๐Ÿงณ A Rock 'n' Roll Mystery 50+ Years in the Making

Let’s rewind this chaotic rock soap opera:

- ๐ŸŽธ 1964: Keith Richards straps on this absolute beast of a Les Paul during the Stones' legendary Ed Sullivan appearance. Think screaming fans, suits, and pure attitude.

- ๐ŸŽถ 1967: The guitar passes to Mick Taylor, who joins the band and promptly helps usher in one of their filthiest and most brilliant eras.

- ๐Ÿ’ฅ 1971: Poof. While the band is holed up in the South of France recording Exile on Main St., the guitar mysteriously disappears. Gone without a trace — like a backstage rider in the hands of a roadie.

For years, rumours flew. Was it stolen by a dodgy tech? Swapped at a pawn shop for a bottle of Jack and a box of Marlboros? Traded to Jimmy Page for a dragon suit? No one knew.

Until now. ๐Ÿ‘€

๐Ÿ–ผ️ How the Hell Did It End Up in a Museum?

Here’s where things get proper bonkers, mun…

In May 2025, someone donated the guitar to The Met in New York. Just like that. No fanfare, no press, just casually chucked into their “Art of the Instrument” exhibit.

It was Marlies Damming, Mick Taylor’s partner and manager, who spotted the guitar while attending the exhibit. Her reaction? Something between “WTF?!” and “THAT’S OUR BLOODY GUITAR!”

She told Page Six:

“There are numerous photos of Mick Taylor playing this Les Paul, as it was his main guitar until it disappeared.”

Tidy detective work, that. ๐Ÿ”

๐ŸŽถ This Ain’t Just Any Guitar…

Let’s be clear — this isn’t just some dusty old plank with strings. This is rock royalty. This Les Paul:

- Featured in early Stones tours and legendary TV appearances

- Played on countless Exile sessions — which, let’s not forget, birthed “Tumbling Dice,” “Rocks Off,” and “Happy”

- Defined Mick Taylor’s slick, bluesy tone — the one that had fans screaming, “What wizardry is THIS?!”

It’s not just a guitar. It’s a time machine strapped with strings. A sweaty, soulful chunk of music history that vanished into the mists of rock ‘n’ roll excess — and somehow wandered into a museum exhibit like a drunk uncle at a wedding buffet.

⚖️ So... Who Owns It Now?

This is where things get murky. Legally? It may depend on how the Met acquired it and whether they knew it was stolen. Morally? C’mon — give it back to Mick Taylor, diolch. He played the damn thing like it was forged by the guitar gods themselves. ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŽธ

Fans are now calling for the guitar to either be returned or, at the very least, acknowledged in the exhibit as “stolen Stones gear.” Imagine the exhibit card:

"On loan from history — and accidentally from Mick Taylor."

๐Ÿงจ The Internet Reacts (Because of Course It Did)

You better believe rock Twitter lost its mind. Some highlights:

- “Keith probably thought he left it at a pub.”

- “This is the most Stones thing that could happen.”

- “Plot twist: It was Charlie Watts who hid it for a laugh and forgot.” ๐Ÿ’€

Even conspiracy theorists jumped in. Was it stolen by a rogue groupie? A jealous bassist? Could this be why the Stones wrote "Rip This Joint"?

Only in rock, mun. ๐Ÿค˜

๐Ÿ“ธ The Legacy of That Les Paul

Beyond the chaos and confusion, this guitar represents an era — when rock was dangerous, lawless, and louder than your da snoring after six pints of Brains.

Keith Richards made it famous.Mick Taylor gave it soul.Some dodgy bastard nicked it.And now it’s hanging on a wall behind glass like a relic from some glorious, greasy temple of sound.

๐Ÿ‘€ What Happens Next?

We’ll be watching this one closely. If there’s any justice, that Les Paul will be handed back to Mick Taylor with a fresh pack of strings and a heartfelt apology from the museum staff. Or maybe it’ll stay there forever, as a reminder that even lost rock relics have a way of coming home... eventually.

If nothing else, it’s a bloody brilliant story. And the Stones? They just keep rolling, don’t they?

๐Ÿ—ฃ️ Have You Ever Lost Something Legendary?

Tell us your best “I lost it and found it years later” story in the comments below — or tag us on socials @theriffreportuk. Bonus points if it involves guitars, gigs, or getting chucked out of a pub. ๐Ÿป

Until then, keep your gear close, your riffs loud, and your museum visits suspicious. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽธ

๐Ÿ“ฐ Written by The Riff Report crew – powered by caffeine, vinyl, and eternal suspicion of “gifted” museum items. https://theriffreport.co.uk/15/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%b8lost-found-the-rolling-stones-stolen-guitar-turns-up-in-new-york-museum%f0%9f%97%bd%f0%9f%a4%af/


๐ŸŽธ THE 11 BEST PROG METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME
Where Shred Meets Sorcery, and Solos Get Weird๐Ÿง™‍♂️๐Ÿ”ฅ By The Riff Report

Welcome, progheads and tone nerds! Strap in, because we’re diving face-first into a fretboard-frying rabbit hole to crown the 11 best prog metal guitarists of all time. ๐Ÿค˜

This ain't your dad's blues rock list — this is the land of 13/8 time signatures, polyrhythmic breakdowns, and solos that sound like a black hole trying to sing. ๐ŸŒ€๐ŸŽถ Whether they’re tapping their way through galaxies or writing riffs that make your nan cry, these axe-wielding architects of chaos have changed the very DNA of metal.

So crank your amp, dust off your metronome, and prepare for lift-off... ๐Ÿš€

11. Misha Mansoor – Periphery

๐ŸŽ›️ Genre-shifter. Djent pioneer. Fretboard hacker.

If you’ve ever chugged along to a percussive, palm-muted riff in drop Z# and thought, “Why do I feel like I’m being punched in Morse code?” — that’s Misha Mansoor’s doing.

The Periphery frontman isn’t just a guitarist — he’s a bloody movement. Founding the modern djent sound, Misha blends hyper-technical rhythms with gorgeous ambient layering. His tone is tighter than your jeans after Christmas and his compositions are all over the map — in a good, nerdy, “I-just-downloaded-14-GB-of-IRs” kinda way.

Essential listen: “Scarlet” — skip to 2:40 and tell me you didn’t see the Matrix.

10. Tosin Abasi – Animals as Leaders

๐Ÿ–– The eight-string alien overlord of the fretboard.

Tosin doesn’t pick. He plucks and taps and slaps the guitar like it owes him money. Watching him play is like watching a spider on fast forward.

He co-founded Animals as Leaders, a band that sounds like a jazz robot having an existential crisis — and I mean that with love. Tosin practically invented a new way to play guitar, combining classical techniques, jazz voicings, slap bass licks, and 8-string shred into a seamless, cerebral stew of sonic beauty.

Essential listen: “CAFO” — where jazz, metal, and quantum physics collide. ๐Ÿงฌ

9. Fredrik Thordendal – Meshuggah

๐Ÿ”ฉ The godfather of rhythmic psychosis.

Fredrik is the mad monk of meshuggah-core, the high priest of polyrhythms. Without him, djent wouldn’t exist, and your drummer wouldn’t be counting in 17/16 and crying at the same time.

His solos are jazz-inspired, often bizarre, but somehow land perfectly in Meshuggah’s mechanical madness. It’s like John Coltrane accidentally plugged his sax into a distortion pedal and joined Skynet.

Essential listen: “Bleed” — and try not to trip over your own internal metronome. ๐Ÿฉธ

8. Mikael ร…kerfeldt – Opeth

๐Ÿช“ Viking bard of brutality and beauty.

ร…kerfeldt isn’t just a guitarist — he’s a composer of moods. One minute you’re in a doom-drenched cave, the next you’re sipping tea in a Swedish meadow with a 12-string acoustic.

He navigates between death metal growls and Floydian psychedelia like it’s nothing. It’s prog with emotion, riffs with narrative, and solos that sing as much as they shred.

Essential listen: “Ghost of Perdition” — it’ll ruin you in the best way. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

7. Devin Townsend – Solo, SYL, DTP

⚡ Wall-of-sound wizard and mad scientist of metal.

Devy doesn’t just play guitar — he builds worlds with it. Whether it’s the chaotic aggression of Strapping Young Lad or the uplifting, celestial rock of his solo work, Devin layers sounds like a one-man orchestra with ADHD.

He’s a riff factory, a vocal powerhouse, and a gear nerd to boot. And let’s be honest — no one else could write a metal opera about an alien named Ziltoid and make it work. ๐Ÿ˜†

Essential listen: “Kingdom” (Live at EMG) — you’ll be levitating by the chorus. ๐Ÿ‘‘

6. Paul Masvidal – Cynic, Death

๐ŸŒŒ Philosopher shredder of the cosmos.

Paul Masvidal brought soul to tech-death. With Cynic, he took death metal into space, adding vocoders, jazz-fusion chords, and introspective lyricism. His work with Chuck Schuldiner in Death helped birth progressive death metal as a genre.

Masvidal’s solos aren’t just fast — they feel. He’s the rare guitarist who makes your brain and your heart melt at the same time.

Essential listen: “Veil of Maya” — not the band, the song. Respect the OGs. ๐Ÿง ❤️

5. John Petrucci – Dream Theater

๐Ÿ’ช The man, the myth, the muscle.

Petrucci is prog metal’s resident Terminator. With Dream Theater, he set the bar so stupidly high that other guitarists had to just… go home. His technique is flawless, his tone is nuclear, and he makes 9-minute solos sound like three-minute bangers.

Also: his downpicking stamina? Freakish. The man could open tins of beans with that right hand.

Essential listen: “Glasgow Kiss” — it’ll have you crying and headbanging simultaneously. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ’‹

4. Ron Jarzombek – Watchtower, Blotted Science

๐Ÿง  The shredder from another dimension.

Jarzombek is prog metal’s secret weapon. Obscure to some, legendary to those in the know. His work with Blotted Science sounds like a horror movie narrated by a TI-83 calculator having a meltdown.

We’re talking mind-bending time signatures, pitch shifts, chaos theory with strings. He doesn’t just play music — he programs it into your skull.

Essential listen: “Synaptic Plasticity” — good luck keeping up, mun. ๐Ÿ’พ

3. Alex Skolnick – Testament, Trio

๐ŸŽฉ The classy chaos conductor.

Skolnick can thrash with the best of ‘em — but it’s his love for jazz, world music, and classical that makes him prog. He’s what you’d get if Slash studied Miles Davis and wore loafers.

His phrasing is elegant, his tone is buttery, and his solos tell stories. Don’t let the Testament cred fool you — he’s a prog beast in disguise.

Essential listen: “Electric Eye” (Skol Trio) — Judas Priest meets jazz lounge ๐Ÿ”ฅ

2. Christian Mรผnzner – Obscura, Alkaloid

๐Ÿง  Tech-death’s neoclassical necromancer.

Christian makes neo-classical shred look effortless. He’s a machine of melody and speed — think Yngwie on a diet of blast beats and Bach. His riffs are complex, aggressive, but always hooky as hell.

And bonus points: he battled through focal dystonia (a neurological condition affecting muscle control) and came back stronger. That’s warrior-level resilience. ๐Ÿ›ก️

Essential listen: “Ocean Gateways” — pure epic tech death wizardry.

1. Steven Wilson – Porcupine Tree, Solo

๐ŸŽญ The maestro of melancholy and madness.

He’s not always metal — but when he is? It hurts. Wilson is the thinking fan’s guitar hero. His solos are sparse but stunning. His songwriting is layered with emotional weight. And when he chooses to unleash a shred — it’s like being hit with a slow-motion heartbreak grenade. ๐Ÿ’”

No tricks. Just feel, feel, feel.

Essential listen: “Anesthetize” (Porcupine Tree) — prepare for transcendence. ๐Ÿง˜

⚙️ Honourable Mentions:

Because it’s prog and 11 isn’t enough, mun:

- Jeff Loomis – Shred god.

- Guthrie Govan – Too good. Like, rude levels of talent.

- Dan Swanรถ – The multi-instrumental madman.

- Plini – Beautiful, clean, dolphin-vibes prog.

- Jake Bowen & Mark Holcomb – Mansoor’s melodic co-pilots.

๐Ÿ•ถ️ Final Thought:

Prog metal isn’t about being the fastest — it’s about emotion wrapped in complexity. These guitarists aren’t just shredders, they’re sorcerers, summoning riffs from the void and bending genres with a flick of their wrist.

Whether you’re moshing to Meshuggah or weeping to Wilson, this is the sound of metal growing, mutating, and freaking out your neighbours. C’mon butt, embrace the weirdness! ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŒŒ

#ProgMetalElite #ShredWizards #TheRiffReport #CmonButtPlayIn13Over8 https://theriffreport.co.uk/15/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-11-best-prog-metal-guitarists-of-all-time/
“The crown will forever remain yours!” – XOSG ๐Ÿค˜

Well now, this clears the fog in the valley of doom. After weeks of whispers, speculation, and fans wondering “Where the hell were Soundgarden?” during Black Sabbath’s epic “Back to the Beginning” farewell bash in Birmingham, we finally have an answer straight from the grunge gods themselves.

In a heartfelt, poetic, and very Soundgarden statement posted to their Instagram, the band paid their full respects to Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward, while also explaining why their names were on early line-ups but not on the final stage. And no, there was no beef, no drama — just the usual chaos of juggling a million rock star diaries.

“We are super bummed and regret that we were unable to coordinate the schedules of our individual and collective projects to attend and contribute to the festival.” ๐Ÿ˜”

Oof. You can almost hear the sigh behind that sentence.

๐ŸŽค A Tribute Fit for the Masters of Metal

While they couldn’t make it to Sabbath’s last stand, Soundgarden didn’t skimp on the love. Their words were nothing short of rock poetry:

“Congratulations to Black Sabbath on the grand and final pealing of their vesper bells!... Thank you for an astounding career that provided us and your legion of fans with a lifetime of beauty, horror, love, power, happiness, melancholy and a profoundly sublime, yet viscerally rocking transcendence informed by both doom and hope.”

We’ve got chills. Literal doom and hope chills. ๐Ÿ’€✨

The band praised Sabbath’s role as both inspiration and beacon throughout their journey, and gave a huge shoutout to Sharon Osbourne and Tom Morello, the show’s musical director and the glue behind the “Back to the Beginning” spectacle.

๐Ÿ•ฐ️ What Was Meant to Be

Back in May, Sharon Osbourne let slip in an interview with The Guardian that Soundgarden were intended to appear, alongside Steven Tyler of Aerosmith fame. And while Tyler did bring the swagger and scarves to Brum, SG sadly couldn't join the final Sabbath supper.

No bitterness though — only love. ๐Ÿค

They also threw in a vintage Ross Halfin photo dump for good measure, including snaps from:

- Download Festival 2012 ๐Ÿ“ธ

- London, 2014 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

- Tacoma, WA, 2016 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

- And the piรจce de rรฉsistance: Back to the Beginning, 2025, which they couldn’t attend, but clearly had friends capturing the magic.

(Side note: shout out to Bill Herzog for the Tacoma shot – tidy work, butt!)

๐Ÿ’ฌ Final Words from the Garden of Sound

“Soundgarden loves you and embraces your rock and roll souls!XOSG!!!”

Now that’s how you miss a gig and still turn it into a mic-drop moment. No passive-aggressive notes. No cryptic shade. Just respect. Humility. Doom. Hope. And a whole lotta Sabbath love. ๐Ÿ–ค

Whether you were headbanging in Birmingham or reading this from your sofa surrounded by vinyls and incense, it’s clear: Black Sabbath’s shadow stretches long — and even the mighty Soundgarden bows with reverence.

๐Ÿค˜ In the end, it’s not about who was on the stage. It’s about who carries the torch. And Soundgarden just lit theirs with Sabbath fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ•ฏ️ Raise a horn for Sabbath. Blast “Black Hole Sun.” And tell us — who else should’ve played Back to the Beginning?

Let us know on The Riff Report Forums — where the metal never sleeps. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿด‍☠️ https://theriffreport.co.uk/15/07/2025/%f0%9f%96%a4-soundgarden-breaks-silence-on-absence-from-black-sabbaths-final-farewell-%f0%9f%96%a4/


BLOODSTOCK 2025: NEW BLOOD STAGE UNLEASHES THE FUTURE OF METAL ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿค˜
The beast that is BLOODSTOCK just got heavier, madder, and even more molten with a fresh slab of underground fury dropped onto the Timothy Taylor’s Brewery New Blood Stage – and c’mon butt, this year’s crop is an absolute riot. ๐Ÿคฏ

Let’s face it: if you’re not already on the rail at midday watching these monsters in the making, what are you even doing? ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅ FRIDAY – Scouse Chaos & Mental Mayhem

๐Ÿงจ OgunFrom the belly of Merseyside comes something truly unhinged: Pyar Scouse Metal. Yeah, you heard that right! Ogun aren’t just a band — they’re a full-throttle cultural event. Think sharp thrash riffs, gritty attitude, and melodic madness that’ll melt yer chips. Tidy!

๐Ÿฉธ DevilhuskImagine being screamed at by your own inner demons while being bludgeoned with breakdowns. That’s Devilhusk. Metalcore with a psychological twist — raw, relentless and seriously pissed off. They’re not here to hug it out, they’re here to rip open the void and scream into it. ๐Ÿ–ค

๐Ÿ”ฅ SATURDAY – Thrash Exorcisms & Hardcore Slammers

๐Ÿช“ ExorcismthrashWhat if Slayer got locked in a haunted crypt with Death and told to write a festival set in 20 minutes? You’d probably get something close to Exorcismthrash. Unholy speed meets gory growls — this lot are going to eviscerate the pit. C’mon, you know you want it. ๐Ÿ•ธ️

๐ŸฅŠ Fight The ChampThis is nu-hardcore with a knockout punch. Fight The Champ bring high BPM chaos, drop-tuned war machines and live energy that makes you feel like the floor might collapse at any moment. Seriously, get insurance before stepping into that pit. ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐Ÿ”ฅ SUNDAY – Cosmic Core & Death Tech Carnage

๐ŸŒŒ MonochromeWinners of the Bristol M2TM final, Monochrome fuse ambient textures with skull-rattling breakdowns. It’s post-metalcore with heart, atmosphere, and enough low-end to rattle your fillings out. Hauntingly beautiful one moment, armageddon the next. Only in Wales, mun... (Well, Bristol, but close enough ๐Ÿ˜œ)

๐Ÿงฌ SuryaRounding off the weekend with a planet-flattening wall of tech-deathcore, Surya bring surgical precision, absolutely filthy grooves, and riffage so tight it’ll make your ancestors headbang. This is the sound of planets colliding. Brace yourselves.

๐ŸŽค A Word from the Underground King

Simon Hall, the mastermind behind Metal 2 The Masses, summed it up best:

“Yet again the M2TM has unearthed some astounding fresh talent... The commitment of promoters, venues, fans and of course the bands, is a testament to the strength in depth of the underground.”

20+ years of digging through the grit to find future gods of metal — and 2025 is proving once again why this stage is the pulse of the scene.

๐Ÿค˜ TO THE BANDS – We Salute You!

To every act who’s battled it out in M2TM this year — respect. This isn’t just a stage. It’s a proving ground. Your future fans are already in the field, warm cans in hand, waiting for their new favourite band. Could be you.

So whether you’re a bloodsoaked veteran or a Bloodstock virgin…get down early.Support the underground.And bang your head like it owes you money.

๐Ÿ’€ See you in the pit. https://theriffreport.co.uk/15/07/2025/bloodstock-2025-new-blood-stage-unleashes-the-future-of-metal-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98/


๐ŸŽธ THE BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUES IN SCOTLAND ๐Ÿด โ€“ Where the Sound is Loud and the Whiskyโ€™s Louder ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿฅƒ
Scotland doesn't mess about when it comes to live music. From legendary Glasgow mosh pits to eerie castles echoing with riffs, this wee country punches well above its weight. Whether you’re howling at the stage in a dark club or swaying in a highland field with bagpipes in the background – here’s your ultimate guide to the best live music venues in Scotland, where kilts, chaos, and killer bands collide ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐ŸŸ️ 1. The OVO Hydro – Glasgow

๐Ÿ“ Finnieston, Glasgow

Scotland’s biggest indoor venue, and a spaceship-shaped temple of noise. Holds 14,300 screaming fans and has hosted everyone from Iron Maiden to Taylor Swift. If you’re playing here, you’ve made it.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Best for: Stadium-sized gigs, epic lighting shows, pyro galore๐Ÿ›ธ Pro tip: Looks like a UFO. Sounds like heaven. Get your tickets early – it sells out fast.

๐ŸŽค 2. Barrowland Ballroom – Glasgow

๐Ÿ“ Gallowgate, Glasgow

THE Holy Grail of Scottish venues. The floor bounces, the crowd roars, and the stars on the ceiling shimmer above you like you're in rock 'n' roll Valhalla. Bands dream of playing here. Fans never forget it.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Best for: Sweaty, LOUD, legendary nights๐ŸŒˆ Bonus: The neon sign outside is iconic. Take the photo. Frame it. Worship it.

๐Ÿงฑ 3. King Tut’s Wah Wah Hut – Glasgow

๐Ÿ“ St. Vincent Street, Glasgow

Tiny. Mighty. Historic. The place where Oasis got discovered. It holds less than 300 people, but its legend is massive. Go see the next big thing before they hit the Hydro.

๐ŸŽธ Best for: Breakout bands, intimate chaos, and Scottish music heritage๐Ÿ‘€ Watch out: The stairs in and out are a full-body workout – worth it.

๐Ÿ• 4. Usher Hall – Edinburgh

๐Ÿ“ Lothian Road, Edinburgh

Classy AF. A beautiful old concert hall that somehow manages to balance elegance and rock'n'roll power. Great for seated gigs, orchestral collaborations, or when you want to hear every note.

๐ŸŽผ Best for: Acoustic gigs, symphonic rock, and stunning sound๐ŸŽฉ Vibe: Sophisticated – but you can still rock up in your band tee.

๐ŸŽช 5. Summer Sessions / Princes Street Gardens

๐Ÿ“ Edinburgh

An outdoor stunner with Edinburgh Castle as your stage backdrop. It’s like playing in a postcard. Biffy, The Killers, Florence + The Machine – all sounded massive here with the sun setting and bagpipes wailing somewhere in the distance.

๐ŸŒ… Best for: Magical outdoor gigs, festival feels, and castle vibes๐Ÿฆ Bonus: Ice cream AND lager on sale. That's living.

๐Ÿ‰ 6. Ironworks – Inverness

๐Ÿ“ Inverness, Highland

A northern powerhouse! Sadly closing in 2025 (tamping!) but still deserves a shoutout for years of top gigs. Small, mighty, and deeply loved by locals. If you saw a show here, you saw something special.

๐Ÿฅ Best for: Highland rock shows, intimate gigs with heart๐Ÿ–ค RIP Ironworks: You were proper.

๐Ÿป 7. Sneaky Pete’s – Edinburgh

๐Ÿ“ Cowgate, Edinburgh

Tiny but thunderous. 100-capacity box of noise, sweat and pure energy. A champion of indie, punk, and local noise-makers. If a band can kill it in Sneaky Pete’s, they’re ready for anything.

๐ŸŽง Best for: Raw, DIY vibes and discovering your new fave band๐Ÿฅด Pro tip: It’s standing room only, so limber up.

๐ŸŽญ 8. The Queen’s Hall – Edinburgh

๐Ÿ“ Clerk Street, Edinburgh

A converted church with sublime sound and a glowing reputation for alternative, folk, jazz and acoustic performances. If you're more of a “sit and soak it in” gig-goer, this is the one.

๐ŸŽถ Best for: Singer-songwriters, mellow rock, acoustic gems๐Ÿ’ก Bonus: You can actually hear the lyrics. Miraculous.

๐Ÿฐ 9. Stirling Castle

๐Ÿ“ Stirling

Yes. A FLIPPING CASTLE. Gigs here are rare and special, but when they happen, it’s pure magic. Think Runrig, Simple Minds, and roaring crowds under ancient stone towers. More Scottish than deep-fried haggis.

๐Ÿž️ Best for: Epic outdoor concerts with dramatic views๐ŸŽ† Top tip: Bring a poncho. The weather doesn't care that you paid £70.

๐ŸŽง 10. SWG3 – Glasgow

๐Ÿ“ Eastvale Place, Glasgow

An industrial venue turned art, rave, and gig space. Big warehouse vibes, massive sound, and a proper underground feel. The dancefloor? Bouncing. The crowd? Up for it.

⚡ Best for: Electronic gigs, alt-pop, and late-night energy๐ŸŽจ Bonus: You might walk past an art installation and a street food truck on your way in. Very Glasgow.

⚠️ Honourable Mentions:

- La Belle Angele – Edinburgh: Funky, fun, and full of flair

- The Mash House – Edinburgh: Hip-hop, house, and headliners on the rise

- Broadcast – Glasgow: Gritty, intimate, and brilliant

- The Liquid Room – Edinburgh: Sweaty club shows done right

- MacArts – Galashiels: Converted church turned grassroots gig gold

- Tunnels – Aberdeen: Underground and underrated

๐ŸŽค FINAL SCOTTISH ENCORE:

Scotland doesn’t just host gigs – it lives and breathes them. From Glasgow’s raucous crowds to eerie castle concerts, there’s always a band shredding somewhere, a crowd roaring, and a plastic pint flying through the air. Whether you're into intimate indie, orchestral metal, or bagpipes and breakdowns – Scotland delivers. https://theriffreport.co.uk/15/07/2025/%f0%9f%8e%b8-the-best-live-music-venues-in-scotland-%f0%9f%8f%b4-where-the-sound-is-loud-and-the-whiskys-louder-%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%a5%83/


๐ŸŽถ THE BEST LIVE MUSIC VENUES IN IRELAND ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช โ€“ Where Craic Meets Crowd-Surfing ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป
Ahhh Ireland – land of poets, pints, and absolutely legendary gigs. From the wildest pub sessions to arena anthems that shake the foundations of Dublin, the Emerald Isle delivers some of the most passionate, soul-stirring live music experiences you’ll ever find. Whether you're moshing in a basement in Belfast or swaying in Galway with a Guinness in hand – here’s the ultimate guide to the best live music venues in Ireland. ๐ŸŽค☘️

๐ŸŸ️ 1. 3Arena – Dublin

๐Ÿ“ North Wall Quay, Dublin

The big boy. With a 13,000 capacity and a sound system that actually does justice to Metallica, the 3Arena is Ireland’s flagship venue for global megastars. Everyone from Springsteen to Slipknot has brought the house down here.

๐Ÿ’ฅ Best for: Stadium vibes, world tours, pyro, and screaming your lungs out๐Ÿš— Heads up: Parking is grim – get the Luas or walk along the River Liffey.

๐ŸŽญ 2. Olympia Theatre – Dublin

๐Ÿ“ Dame Street, Dublin

This place is gorgeous. Red velvet seats, ornate balconies, and a history going back to 1879 – but don’t let the glam fool you. The pits get wild when rock bands hit the stage. It’s intimate, intense, and magical.

๐ŸŽธ Best for: Mid-size gigs, theatrical rock shows, and iconic acoustics๐Ÿ“ท Top moment: When the crowd sings louder than the band – chills, every time.

๐Ÿงฑ 3. Vicar Street – Dublin

๐Ÿ“ The Liberties, Dublin

A low-key legend. With around 1,500 capacity and a sound system that slaps, Vicar Street is where comedians, rockers, and indie legends come to create chaos. The crowd? Loyal, loud, and very up for it.

๐ŸŽง Best for: Intimate sets, cult bands, rowdy comedy-rock crossover nights๐Ÿป Bonus: Pre-gig pints in The Brazen Head = essential.

๐Ÿฐ 4. Slane Castle

๐Ÿ“ Slane, County Meath

Not your everyday venue – this is a castle with a flipping natural amphitheatre that’s hosted some of the greatest gigs in Irish history. We’re talking U2, Queen, Guns N’ Roses, Oasis. Pure rock royalty.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Best for: Once-in-a-lifetime outdoor shows๐ŸŒณ Warning: It’s remote AF. Plan your travel like your life depends on it (because it might).

๐ŸŽถ 5. Whelan’s – Dublin

๐Ÿ“ Camden Street, Dublin

The indie holy grail. Tiny stage. Sweaty crowds. Raucous singalongs. This is the place where Irish artists cut their teeth, and international acts pop in for secret gigs. Damien Rice. Ed Sheeran. Fontaines D.C. All started here.

๐ŸŽค Best for: Grassroots magic, breakout bands, emotional chaos๐Ÿ•บ Bonus: If you’re not crying or dancing, you’re doing it wrong.

๐ŸŽ‰ 6. The SSE Arena – Belfast

๐Ÿ“ Titanic Quarter, Belfast

The North’s answer to the 3Arena – this 11,000-cap beast has hosted rock giants, pop stars, and sporting events. Clean sound, epic lighting, and that unmistakable Belfast crowd energy that makes gigs feel special.

๐Ÿค˜ Best for: Big touring acts, metal shows, and sold-out spectacles๐Ÿšฆ Pro tip: Make a weekend of it – Belfast nightlife is underrated!

๐Ÿบ 7. Cyprus Avenue – Cork

๐Ÿ“ Caroline Street, Cork

This compact, unassuming gem hosts a surprisingly stacked lineup year-round. From punk chaos to hip-hop to folk you didn’t know you needed, it’s a venue that punches above its weight.

๐ŸŽต Best for: Diverse gigs, local heroes, and rising stars๐Ÿป Top tip: Pre-gig Murphy’s stout. You’re in Cork, after all.

๐ŸŽง 8. Dolan’s Warehouse – Limerick

๐Ÿ“ Dock Road, Limerick

Industrial vibes. Big riffs. An absolute haven for alt, punk, and Irish trad mashups. There’s a sweaty energy to this place that you don’t find elsewhere – it feels like the bands and the crowd are all one chaotic beast.

๐Ÿฅ Best for: Loud, fast, and unforgettable shows๐Ÿ“ธ Bonus: Snap a pic with the venue's legendary gig poster wall.

๐Ÿ• 9. Roisin Dubh – Galway

๐Ÿ“ Dominick Street, Galway

Cool, quirky, and very Galway. The Roisin Dubh has been flying the flag for Irish music since the '90s, and still books everything from acoustic nights to filthy punk ragers. Great drinks, lush crowd, class vibe.

๐ŸŽค Best for: Touring indie bands, local legends, and late-night gigs๐ŸŒง️ Heads up: Rain is guaranteed, but who cares? You're in Galway!

๐ŸŽธ 10. The Spirit Store – Dundalk

๐Ÿ“ George’s Quay, Dundalk

One of Ireland’s most loved small venues – and for good reason. Acts rave about the sound, the fans, and the vibe. It feels like playing in someone’s mad living room, but in the best way.

๐ŸŽ™️ Best for: Singer-songwriters, Irish folk, acoustic bliss๐Ÿท Chill factor: Off the charts.

⚡ Honourable Mentions:

- The Button Factory (Dublin): Sleek venue, stacked lineups ๐ŸŽง

- The Academy (Dublin): Multi-floor madness for metal, EDM & more ๐Ÿค˜

- The Grand Social (Dublin): Gig meets vintage fairground ๐ŸŽก

- The Limelight (Belfast): A Belfast banger with attitude ๐Ÿ–ค

- Mike the Pies (Listowel): Yes, it's a pub. But it's legendary ๐Ÿป

๐ŸŽค FINAL ENCORE:

From castle fields to underground clubs, Ireland’s music venues are packed with passion, pint glasses, and people who live for live music. Whether you’re stomping to trad in Limerick or losing it to Slipknot in Dublin, the Irish crowd brings a vibe like nowhere else on earth. Pure magic. ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ”ฅ

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