“Alright butt, strap in — the timetable’s landed and it’s a spicy one!” 🏴🤟

Planet Rockstock 2025 has finally dropped the full, glorious, beautifully chaotic stage times, and mun… it’s looking tidy indeed. Whether you’re the kind of festival warrior who colour-codes their schedule or the sort who wings it with a pint in hand shouting “WE’LL FIGURE IT OUT LATER!”, The Riff Report has you covered.

Grab your highlighters, your hangover tablets, and your strongest ‘please don’t clash’ prayers — here’s your full weekend breakdown.

🎸🔥 FRIDAY – OPENING NIGHT MAYHEM

The gates fling open, the amps growl to life, and someone’s definitely dropping their tent poles in the car park already. Classic Rockstock.

🟦 BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

The big one. The home of riffs. The place where dreams come true and pints get spilled.

- 18:00 – 18:40 – Opening Act (TBA)Who’s it gonna be? Place your bets, butt!

- 19:00 – 19:45 — Scarlet RebelsWelsh rock royalty warming up the place proper. 🔥

- 20:15 – 21:00 — The Damn TruthVintage swagger. Big choruses. Big vibes.

- 21:30 – 23:00 — Kris Barras BandA headliner ready to punch you right in the feels AND the face (musically speaking). ⚡

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

The home of late-night chaos and the perfect place to lose your voice early.

- 17:00 – 17:30 – Local Hero Opener

- 18:00 – 18:45 – Austin Gold

- 19:15 – 20:00 – Matt Mitchell & The Coldhearts

- 20:45 – 21:30 – The Karma Effect

- 22:00 – 23:30 — Florence BlackWALES, WALES, WALES! Expect carnage, moshing, and someone shouting “C’MON BUTT!” every 30 seconds.

🤟🔥 SATURDAY – THE BIG ONE

This is the day where sensible pacing goes out the window and your feet turn into mashed potatoes.

🟩 BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

- 12:00 – 12:40 — Ashen Reach

- 13:00 – 13:40 — The Hot One Two

- 14:00 – 14:45 — Collateral

- 15:15 – 16:00 — Mason Hill

- 16:30 – 17:15 — H.E.A.TOne word: SWEAT. 🥵

- 17:45 – 18:45 — Massive WagonsBig riffs, big laughs, big moustache energy.

- 19:15 – 20:15 — Phil Campbell & The Bastard SonsCardiff’s favourite riff-slinging family. Tidy.

- 20:45 – 22:15 — TerrorvisionThe Saturday night boys! Expect singalongs loud enough to register on the Richter scale.

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

Rockstock’s chaotic younger sibling.

- 11:00 – 11:30 — Dead Shed Jokers

- 12:00 – 12:40 — Black Spiders

- 13:10 – 13:50 — The Treatment

- 14:20 – 15:00 — South of Salem 🦇

- 15:30 – 16:10 — Wolf Jaw

- 16:45 – 17:25 — King Kraken 🐙WALES REPRESENTING. Heavy enough to wake the coastline.

- 18:00 – 18:45 — Shape of Water

- 19:15 – 20:00 — Skam

- 20:30 – 22:00 — Myke Gray – Shades of GrayA masterclass in pure melodic class.

🎤🔥 SUNDAY – THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

Time for the grand finale — and the collective hangover from hell. But will that stop you? Will it heck.

🟥 BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE

- 12:00 – 12:40 — Ryders Creed

- 13:00 – 13:40 — Loz Campbell

- 14:00 – 14:45 — She Burns RedExpect riffs that’ll straighten your spine.

- 15:15 – 16:00 — Bad Touch

- 16:30 – 17:15 — Elles BaileyBluesy lushness, perfect Sunday vibes.

- 17:45 – 18:45 — The Answer

- 19:15 – 20:15 — The Virginmarys

- 20:45 – 22:15 — ReefClose it out with bangers, singalongs, and maybe a few tears. No judgement.

🎸 LAWLESS STAGE

If you’ve got anything left in the tank… use it here.

- 11:00 – 11:30 — Sons of Liberty

- 12:00 – 12:40 — Revival Black

- 13:10 – 13:50 — Piston

- 14:20 – 15:00 — These Wicked Rivers

- 15:30 – 16:10 — Häxan 🏴Flying the Welsh flag proper tidy.

- 16:45 – 17:25 — White Raven Down

- 18:00 – 18:40 — The Fallen State

- 19:10 – 20:00 — The Dust Coda

- 20:30 – 22:00 — Mason Hill (Encore Slot!)

🍻🔥 LATE-NIGHT AFTERPARTIES

Where legends are made… and dignity is lost.

FRIDAY

23:30 – 01:30 — DJ Wyatt WendelsClassic rock chaos. Expect AC/DC, Saxon, and every bloke in the room thinking he can headbang like it’s 1985.

SATURDAY

22:30 – 01:30 — Resident DJsA blur of beer, bangers, and questionable dancing.

SUNDAY

22:30 – LATE — The Last Pint PartyGood luck leaving. No-one ever does.

🤘 So, what’s the plan, butt?

You hitting Scarlet Rebels from the front rail? Catching Terrorvision centre-pit? Closing out with Reef while holding your mate upright?

Tell us over on the Riff Report socials, mun https://theriffreport.co.uk/26/11/2025/%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5-planet-rockstock-2025-stage-times-revealed-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98/