🎶 Epic Destinations. Pure Metal. Floating Chaos. 🎶

🤘 “No other festival gives you this—a metal journey through volcanic islands, crushing riffs, and epic sunsets.” And you know what? THEY MEAN IT. Forget muddy fields and soggy tents – this is your chance to mosh in a hot tub and scream into the wind with your horns up high. 🌊🔥

🥁 What Is It?

It’s not just a festival. It’s a full-blown floating riff warship. The Mediterranea Metal Cruise sets sail through stunning volcanic isles and Mediterranean ports while serving up unrelenting metal madness across multiple decks. Live shows, meet-and-greets, karaoke chaos, and more riffs than the entire Bay Area thrash scene combined.

And yes – there’s beer. LOTS of beer 🍺🤘

🎤 FULL LINEUP – WHO’S ON BOARD?

Ready to unleash mayhem on the high seas? Here’s who’s blasting through the PA while dolphins flee in fear:

🎸 Main Bands:

- 🐉 BULLET – Swedish heavy metal monsters with riffs sharper than Poseidon's trident

- 🎸 MINOROAR – Raw, riff-packed energy and crowd-friendly chaos

- 💀 LEGION OF THE DAMNED – Thrash inferno from the Netherlands; bring earplugs or die trying

- 🏹 ENFORCER – Speed metal maniacs in full NWOTHM style

- ⚔️ DREAM EVIL – Pure power metal anthems. You WILL raise your fists.

- 🔥 SERIOUS BLACK – Melodic Euro metal with ex-Blind Guardian and Helloween DNA

- 😈 BROKEN BY THE SCREAM – Japanese scream queens bringing full-body whiplash energy

- ❄️ VERSATILE – Swiss industrial black metal with hypnotic grooves and gothic drama

🎹 Bonus On-Board Chaos:

- 🎤 HEAVY METAL BARPIANO – Yes, it’s exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it’s glorious.

- 🦅 RUN TO THE BEAST – Iron Maiden tribute band from Ireland. You better believe they’re playing Hallowed Be Thy Name on a boat.

🎙️ Special Guests:

- Kevin Quilligan – Vocal coach of growling legends. Want to scream properly? Get schooled here.

- DJ Gustav – Metal party commander from Gothenburg spinning late-night bangers on Deck Ragnarok

💰 Cabin Prices – Choose Your Den of Riffs 🤘

All prices below are per person, based on double occupancy, and include meals, port fees, €115 drink credit, and general chaos.

Cabin TypeDeckPrice in €Approx. Price in £GBPStandard Interior IA (Interior, decks 4–5)4–5€1,259£1,070Spacious Ocean View (XC) (Decks 4–6)4–6€1,759£1,495Spacious Suite Ocean View (XD) (Decks 5 & 7)5 & 7€2,349£1,997 (SOLD OUT)Panoramic Balcony Suite (BA) (Deck 7)7€2,929£2,490 (Almost gone!)

🔥 Other options (Interior IB/IC, Obstructed Views etc.) exist but are selling out fast!

🧾 What’s Included:

- 3 nights of face-melting metal shows

- 3 daily meals + selected drinks (beer, wine, coffee, teas)

- €115 (£98) drink/food credit per person

- Access to all shows, events, DJ sets, karaoke, etc.

- Port taxes, fees, and gratuities = no hidden nasties

🍹 Extras (Optional Add‑Ons):

- Premium All‑Inclusive Drinks Package – €168 / £143 pp (unlimited cocktails, beer, Wi-Fi & more)

- Onboard Credit Upgrades – €200 → €300+ / £170 → £255+ (extra drinks & swag)

- Solo travellers get £170 off the double occupancy price

- Hold your cabin for just £9 for 48 hrs

- 8% booking fee added on checkout

- NO REFUNDS – get travel insurance, butt! 🧳

🧠 TL;DR – Should You Go?

- Cheapest cabin? £1,070

- Want a sea view and more leg room? £1,495–£1,997

- Balcony suite like a rock god? £2,490

- All meals, drinks, gigs, taxes INCLUDED

- Metal bands, karaoke, parties, and port stops to die for

If this cruise was any more metal, it’d sink under the weight of its own amps.

🌋 Final Thought

This is the Ragnarök of Rock Cruises.This is Moshstock on the Mediterranean.This is… THE MEDITERRANEA METAL CRUISE. 🎸🌊🍻

Go on, you glorious headbanging lunatic. Book it.And when you return sunburnt and hoarse, we’ll be here to hear your tales from the ship of riffs. https://theriffreport.co.uk/14/07/2025/%f0%9f%9b%b3%ef%b8%8f-mediterranea-metal-cruise-all-aboard-the-ship-of-shredders-%e2%9a%93%f0%9f%a4%98/