Because if anyone deserves a seat on the next rocket to Mars, it’s the Spaceman himself.

Only in the world of rock ’n’ roll could this happen, mun. 🏴 A KISS superfan has just launched a campaign calling for Ace Frehley — the original Spaceman, six-string sorcerer, and master of cosmic riffs — to be named a posthumous NASA astronaut.

And honestly? We’re so here for it. 🤘

👨‍🚀 The Petition That’s Outta This World

The online petition, started by a lifelong KISS devotee (and self-described “intergalactic shredder in training”), argues that Ace deserves official recognition for “inspiring millions to dream beyond the stars through the power of rock music.”

It’s already doing the rounds on social media, with hashtags like #AceInSpace, #LaunchTheSpaceman, and the frankly brilliant #ToTheStarsWithLoveGun picking up speed faster than a Paul Stanley stage jump.

The fan’s mission statement?

“Ace Frehley made kids pick up guitars, believe in the impossible, and reach for the stars — literally. NASA should honour him as an honorary astronaut for his contribution to humanity’s fascination with space.”

And you know what? That’s not even a stretch. Ace wasn’t just playing the Spaceman — he lived it. From the silver jumpsuits and sci-fi makeup to his explosive, galactic solos, the man looked like he’d just crash-landed from Planet Riff and plugged straight into an amp.

🎸 From the Bronx to the Cosmos

Ace Frehley’s journey from a streetwise Bronx kid to rock’s most iconic extraterrestrial is the stuff of legend. Joining KISS in 1973, he became the band’s mysterious, space-age lead guitarist — combining interstellar swagger with fretboard wizardry that made his Gibson Les Paul look like it could launch satellites.

His 1978 solo album Ace Frehley (yes, the one with New York Groove — all rise!) cemented his reputation as both a showman and a serious musical innovator. He wasn’t just dressing like a spaceman — he was sonically orbiting Earth while the rest of us were still tuning up.

💫 “He Took Us Higher Than the Moon” – Fans React

The petition has unleashed a tidal wave of fan comments, many of which read like love letters from another galaxy:

“He inspired me to become an engineer for NASA. Without Ace, I wouldn’t be building rockets — I’d still be playing air guitar in my garage.” 🚀

“He was the first man to make me believe aliens could rock.” 👽

“If Elon Musk can get a car into space, we can get Ace Frehley there too.” 🛸

One fan even suggested a statue of Ace on the Moon — guitar raised to the heavens, cape flapping in zero gravity. And honestly, tell me that wouldn’t make the perfect lunar landmark. 🌕🎶

🧑‍🚀 NASA, Are You Listening?

So far, NASA hasn’t responded (probably too busy calculating the trajectory of Ace’s solos), but the idea isn’t as far-fetched as it sounds. The agency has previously honoured pop-culture figures who inspired space enthusiasm — from Star Trek’s Nichelle Nichols to Gene Roddenberry.

If ever there was a rocker who deserved to join that cosmic hall of fame, it’s Ace.

Imagine it: a NASA patch with his lightning bolt makeup, embroidered with “The Spaceman: Forever Among the Stars.” That’s merch and meaning right there.

🔥 “He Was Always Out There…”

Even KISS frontman Paul Stanley once said of Ace:

“He was always out there — literally. Ace could make his guitar sound like a spaceship landing.”

Gene Simmons, meanwhile, once joked that Frehley “spent more time in orbit than the Apollo missions,” and we’re not entirely sure it was just a metaphor. 😂

🪐 The Legacy of the Spaceman Lives On

Whether or not NASA salutes him with official astronaut status, the campaign’s message rings clear — Ace Frehley will forever be part of rock’s cosmic DNA.

He was the guy who reminded us that rock ’n’ roll isn’t just about rebellion — it’s about exploration. Whether through sound, style, or sheer madness, Ace made the unknown sound amazing.

As the petition’s creator put it:

“He didn’t just play to the crowd — he played to the cosmos.”

And honestly, that’s lush, that is.

🌌 Final Thoughts: One Small Step for Ace, One Giant Riff for Mankind

We don’t know if NASA will grant Ace his posthumous astronaut badge, but we do know this — he’s already up there somewhere, watching over us with a Les Paul in one hand and a beer in the other. 🍺

So c’mon butt — sign the petition, blast Rocket Ride on full volume, and remember: the next time you look at the night sky, there’s a Spaceman smiling back at you. 🤘✨

Diolch, Ace. Keep rocking the stars. 🌠 https://theriffreport.co.uk/06/11/2025/%f0%9f%9a%80-ace-frehley-campaign-launched-to-make-the-kiss-legend-a-posthumous-nasa-astronaut-%f0%9f%8c%a0/