🔥🏴 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — THE RIFF REPORT OVERVIEW! 🏴🔥Alright butt, strap in — here’s the proper all-in-one breakdown of who’s playing Planet Rockstock 2025, plus the real-world food & drink prices so you know exactly how much your bank account is going to scream. 😅🤘

🎸 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 – FULL LINE-UP OVERVIEW

🤘 MAIN STAGE

THE BERNIE MARSDEN STAGE – LLONGYFARCHIADAU, LEGEND!

🔥 THURSDAY (Warm-Up Carnage)

The night where everyone pretends to be sensible… then immediately fails.

- The Quireboys (headliner) – blues rock swagger guaranteed

- Bywater Call – soul-soaked guitar glory

- Dan Patlansky – guitar wizardry incoming

- Steve Young & The Real Time Players – proper groove to kick things off

🔥 FRIDAY (Hair, Riffs & Chaos)

Massive hooks. Big choruses. Zero chill.

- Massive Wagons (headliner) – bring your loudest singing voice

- Beaux Gris Gris & The Apocalypse – bluesy, swampy, glorious

- The Virginmarys – raw energy, always lush live

- The Hot Damn! – your new favourite band

- Gypsy Pistoleros – glam-punk fiesta

🔥 SATURDAY (The Mayhem Peak)

Saturday is where the hangover becomes sentient.

- Ugly Kid Joe (headliner) – Whitfield Crane ready to tear the roof off

- Kris Barras’ Hollow Souls – new era, big sound

- Dan Byrne – massive pipes, massive vibes

- LN – rising alternative fire

- Black Orchid Empire – techy riffs that slap

🔥 SUNDAY (Final Push Before The Caravan Collapses)

Let’s call this “Big Tune Sunday.”

- Dave Hill’s Slade (headliner) – IT’S CHRIIIIISTMAAAS (probably)

- Danko Jones – riff-based cardio workout

- Danny Bryant – blues titan

- The Karma Effect – slick retro-tinged rock goodness

🎸 SECOND STAGE

THE GRAHAM HARDING STAGE – THE PLACE WHERE NEW FAVOURITES ARE FOUND

🔥 THURSDAY

- Departed

- Doomsday Outlaw

- Stone Angels

- Thieves of Liberty

🔥 FRIDAY

- Autumn Killers

- HÄXAN

- Honeybadger

- Voltstorm

(PS: How HÄXAN aren’t on the main stage yet is beyond me. Tamping about it, honestly.)

🔥 SATURDAY

- Attic Theory

- Black Dog Moon

- Bobbie Dazzle

- DeVere

- Sweet Electric

- The Heavy Souls

🔥 SUNDAY

- Athena’s Revenge

- Burnt Out Wreck

- Caitlin Krisko & The Broadcast

- Global Burn Theory

- Pips

- Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts

🎟️ ROCKSTOCK 2025: FIRST IMPRESSIONS

This line-up is looking proper lush — a tidy blend of legacy acts, rising stars, Welsh favourites, and absolute riff merchants. Expect:🔥 Caravan parties until 4am🔥 People losing shoes in the sand🔥 Hot tubs full of questionable life choices🔥 Slade sing-alongs you can probably hear from Bridgend

Accommodation sold out faster than a Foo Fighters stadium gig, but day tickets and evening passes are still gold dust if you can grab them.

🍺 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — BAR PRICES

Brace yourself, mun.

🍻 BEER / CIDER / ALES

- Pint of lager — £6.50

- Pint of cider — £6.50–£6.80

- Guest real ale — £5.80–£6.20

- Bottled beers — £4.50–£5.50

🥃 SPIRITS

- Single + mixer — £6.50–£7.50

- Double + mixer — £10–£11.50

- Premium spirits — £8–£9 single

🍷 WINE

- 175ml cup — £6.50

- 250ml — £8.50

🥤 SOFT DRINKS

- Can — £2.50

- Bottle — £3.00

- Water — £2.00

🍔 PLANET ROCKSTOCK 2025 — FOOD PRICES

These are the confirmed 2024–2025 vendor averages — Rockstock rarely changes prices more than 50p each year.

🍟 BURGERS & GRILL

- Cheeseburger — £8.50

- Bacon double — £10–£11

- Chips — £4

- Loaded fries — £8–£10

🍕 PIZZA

- 12” pizza — £11–£13

- Slice — £4–£5

🌯 STREET FOOD

- Chicken strips & chips — £9

- Wraps (chicken/veggie) — £8–£9

- Burritos — £9–£10

- Nachos — £7–£8

🍳 BREAKFAST

- Full breakfast tray — £7–£9

- Breakfast bap — £5.50–£6.50

- Coffee — £3–£4

🍩 TREATS

- Doughnuts — £3–£5

- Ice cream — £3–£4

- Brownies — £3.50

🎟️ MERCH PRICES (TYPICAL)

- T-shirts — £25–£30

- Hoodies — £45–£55

- Beanies — £15

- Patches — £4–£6

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