Friday, November 21, 2025



๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ”ฅ STATE FAYRE 2026: THE UKโ€™S BIGGEST MUSIC & BBQ FESTIVAL IS BACK โ€” AND ITโ€™S LOOKING SPICY, BUTT! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿค˜
Strap on your cowboy boots, grab your sunnies, and loosen your belt a few notches, because State Fayre 2026 is rolling back into Hylands Park, Chelmsford — and this year’s lineup is hotter than a Carolina Reaper dipped in molten lava. ๐Ÿ—๐ŸŒถ️๐Ÿ”ฅ

We’re talking three days of massive headliners, BBQ madness, smoky pit flavours, and good vibes only under the Essex sky. Imagine Download Festival, Glastonbury, and a Texan smokehouse had a chaotic love-child — that’s State Fayre, mun. ๐Ÿคฃ

And this year? They’ve gone BIG.

๐ŸŽธ FRIDAY 26TH JUNE – KINGS OF LEON SET THE SKY ON FIRE

Headlining opening night are the global stadium-slayers Kings of Leon, ready to bring “Sex on Fire,” “Use Somebody,” and whatever new bangers they’ve cooked up. Expect the kind of singalongs that make strangers hug, couples cry, and the entire field sway like a tipsy gospel choir.

But the support? ABSOLUTE chef’s kiss.

๐Ÿ”ฅ The Black Crowes – blues-rock royalty shaking the dust off every denim jacket in Essex.๐Ÿ”ฅ Kingfishr – indie-folk rising stars ready to charm the masses.๐Ÿ”ฅ Max McNown • Nina Nesbitt • Bec O’Malley • Dug – the perfect warm-up acts to get your BBQ-fuelled adrenaline pumping.

Proper Friday-night-don’t-talk-to-me-I’m-vibing energy. ๐Ÿ’ฅ

๐ŸŽธ SATURDAY 27TH JUNE – NEIL YOUNG BRINGS LEGENDARY CHAOS

That’s right. NEIL. BLOODY. YOUNG. ๐ŸคฏThe godfather of grunge himself, backed by The Chrome Hearts, rolling into Chelmsford like it’s Woodstock 2026.

Add in the absolute icon Elvis Costello & The Imposters (with Charlie Sexton!) and you’ve got a Saturday that’s basically a boomer fever dream in the best possible way.

๐Ÿ”ฅ Kip Moore – country-rock swagger to keep your feet stomping๐Ÿ”ฅ Sierra Ferrell – Appalachian folk-magic queen๐Ÿ”ฅ Muireann Bradley • Caroline Grace – two lush acts bringing chill, dreamy vibes perfect for golden hour

If State Fayre had stopped here, it’d already be festival of the year. But oh no — they’re only getting warmed up. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐ŸŽธ SUNDAY 28TH JUNE – THE LUMINEERS LEAD THE FOLK FRENZY

“HO! HEY!” — prepare to scream it louder than a Welsh Nan at Bingo Night. ๐Ÿด

Folk-pop heroes The Lumineers close out Sunday with a mass singalong that’ll echo across the A12.

And the support hits just keep coming:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Counting Crows – “Mr. Jones” live under a summer sunset? YES MUN.๐Ÿ”ฅ Amble • Dylan Gossett • The Coral • KT Tunstall • Avery Anna • Buffalo Traffic Jam – a dreamy mix of Americana, indie, folk, and festival-friendly bops.

PLUS:+ More Acts To Be Announced, which usually means we’re getting some tasty curveballs.

๐Ÿ– THE FUME PIT – WHERE BBQ DREAMS (AND DIETS) DIE GLORIOUSLY

Now… the FOOD. Buckle up. ๐Ÿคฃ

The Fume Pit returns — the UK’s biggest and smokiest BBQ takeover. Expect:

๐Ÿ”ฅ The UK’s top pitmasters and chefs๐Ÿ”ฅ World-class BBQ dishes from all styles๐Ÿ”ฅ Vegan & veggie options (yes, they exist — miracle of science)๐Ÿ”ฅ Cooking demos๐Ÿ”ฅ Eating competitions that would make Man v. Food cry๐Ÿ”ฅ All hosted by FUME, the premium BBQ festival legends

Basically: come hungry, leave rolling.

๐ŸŒ… WHY THIS FESTIVAL SLAPS HARDER THAN A CYMRU CROWD SURFER ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿด

✔ Massive headliners from across rock, Americana, alt-folk & indie✔ BBQ that could make a grown man teary✔ Family vibes meets party vibes✔ Boutique camping for those who don’t fancy sleeping in a sweaty nylon coffin✔ Perfect warm-up for the rest of the festival season

This isn’t just a festival — it’s a proper summer knees-up with guitars, smoke, sunshine, and stories you’ll be telling for years.

State Fayre 2026 is shaping up to be lush, loud, and finger-lickin’ legendary, butt. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ”ฅ

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