What’s occurring, band legends? 👀🤘The Riff Report is on the hunt — no, not for the last slice of pizza backstage (although we’ll happily take it) — we’re hunting bands who want their story told loud, proud, and with enough Welsh chaos to start its own mosh pit. 🏴🔥

If you’ve ever thought,“Oi, someone should write about our band before our drummer explodes again,”then tidy news: WE WANT TO INTERVIEW YOU.

Whether you’re a fresh band ripping up pub gigs, a festival favourite, a studio goblin cooking up your next banger, or a long-running riff machine with more tour stories than sensible footwear — we want you on the blog, mun! 🎸😎

🤘 WHY LET THE RIFF REPORT INTERVIEW YOU?

Because we’re not your usual beige, corporate, “what are your inspirations” brigade.Nah, butt — we do interviews like they’re a sweaty, beer-soaked front-row moment:

🔥 Fun, cheeky, and loud questions🔥 Spotlight on your latest music, gigs, and absolute carnage🔥 Plug your socials, merch, tours — go wild🔥 Cartoon banners and graphics that make you look lush🔥 We publish across all platforms: Website, Insta, FB, Reddit, Threads, Pinterest — the whole shebang

We hype you.Your fans love you.Our readers shout “YESS MUN!”Everybody wins. 😎🎉

🎙️ WHAT WE COVER IN THE INTERVIEW

Expect a mix of:

- Band origin chaos (every band has at least one “our bassist got lost” story)

- Your sound, your vibe, your journey

- Your biggest gigs, proudest moments, and absolute disasters

- Upcoming tours, new EPs, merch drops

- Random daft questions because life’s too short for boring interviews

- A chance to show the world why you deserve centre stage

If you’re up for it — we go full proper job, butt. 🎸🔥

📨 HOW TO GET INVOLVED

Slide into our inbox like a guitarist diving off a festival barrier:👉 Email: interview.request@theriffreport.co.uk👉 Instagram: @theriffreportuk👉 Website: https://theriffreport.co.uk/

Send us:

- Band name

- Members

- Links to music

- Socials

- A photo or two (we love a good moody forest shot, don’t lie)

- Anything you want us to shout about

And we’ll sort a tidy interview for you quicker than you can say “C’mon butt!” 🤘😄

🎸 FINAL NOTE FROM US LOT

We love rock.We love metal.We love shouting about brilliant bands doing brilliant things.So if you’re grafting, gigging, recording, smashing stages, or plotting your next loud move —WE WANT YOU ON THE RIFF REPORT.

Let’s tell your story.Let’s make some noise.Let’s cause a bit of chaos together. 😈🔥

Diolch, legends!Now drop us a message and let’s get this show on the road. 🎤🚚💨 theriffreport.click/hqk