🔥What’s occurring, butt!? Grab your leather jacket, your warm pint of “festival mystery lager,” and that one mate who insists “rock peaked in ’86”, because we’re diving headfirst into the biggest, boldest, most chaotic list we’ve ever attempted. 🤘😂

This isn’t some dusty “Classic Rock Magazine dad list” written by a bloke who hasn’t left his recliner since Live Aid. Ohhh no, mun. This is The Riff Report, and we’re doing this OUR way: louder than a Marshall stack on fire, cheekier than a Valleys karaoke night, and packed with more attitude than Liam Gallagher on a Monday morning.

We’re celebrating the songs that built the festivals, the riffs that raised generations, the anthems that make 80,000 people scream in perfect drunken harmony, and the deep cuts that turned shy teens into lifelong headbangers. These are the tracks that:🔥 started mosh pits🔥 ended friendships🔥 fuelled road trips🔥 caused spontaneous kitchen discos🔥 and made even your nan mutter “Tidy tune, that.”

From Zeppelin’s cosmic wizardry to Slipknot’s chaos carnival, from Sabbath’s doom-laden birth of metal to Paramore’s pop-punk scream-alongs, all the way to ghostly ghouls, Welsh legends, grunge heartbreakers, emo eyeliner warriors, and stadium-sized chorus merchants — this list has it all. 🎤🥁💀

Every tune here deserves its place because it did one of three things:➡️ changed music➡️ changed culture➡️ or changed you, mun

And because this is The Riff Report, we’re not ranking them by “official metrics,” sales charts, or whether The Guardian thinks it’s “sonically poignant.” Nope. We judge by the only measurement that matters:“Does this song make you scream YESS MUN and start headbanging like a psychopath?” 😈🤘

So tighten your wristbands, crack your neck like you're about to two-step at Download, and dive in. By the end of this list, you’ll be yelling “PLAY IT LOUDER!” at your poor speakers — and probably booking at least three festival tickets you can’t afford.

Let’s do this, butt.🎸🔥 RIFFS AT THE READY. VOLUME AT MAX. 🔥🎸

🤘 THE IMMORTAL ANTHEMS

- Queen – Bohemian Rhapsody

- Led Zeppelin – Stairway to Heaven

- AC/DC – Back in Black

- Guns N’ Roses – Sweet Child O’ Mine

- Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

- Metallica – Enter Sandman

- The Rolling Stones – Paint It Black

- Bon Jovi – Livin’ On A Prayer

- Deep Purple – Smoke on the Water

- The Who – Baba O’Riley

🔥 THE RIFF GODS SECTION

- Black Sabbath – Paranoid

- Iron Maiden – The Trooper

- AC/DC – Highway to Hell

- Judas Priest – Breaking the Law

- Motörhead – Ace of Spades

- Megadeth – Symphony of Destruction

- Ozzy Osbourne – Crazy Train

- Pantera – Walk

- Dio – Holy Diver

- Slipknot – Duality

🎸 THE ‘IF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS, YOU’RE BANNED FROM DOWNLOAD’ SECTION

- Rage Against the Machine – Killing in the Name

- Linkin Park – In the End

- Foo Fighters – Everlong

- Audioslave – Cochise

- System of a Down – Chop Suey!

- Green Day – Basket Case

- Red Hot Chili Peppers – Under the Bridge

- Fall Out Boy – Sugar, We’re Goin Down

- Paramore – Misery Business

- My Chemical Romance – Welcome to the Black Parade

🎶 THE CLASSIC ROCK GOD-TIER SELECTION

- The Beatles – Come Together

- The Doors – Light My Fire

- The Kinks – You Really Got Me

- Jimi Hendrix – All Along the Watchtower

- Fleetwood Mac – The Chain

- Eagles – Hotel California

- Bruce Springsteen – Born to Run

- Boston – More Than a Feeling

- Lynyrd Skynyrd – Free Bird

- The Clash – London Calling

💀 THE MODERN MAYHEM SECTION

- Bring Me The Horizon – Shadow Moses

- Royal Blood – Out of the Black

- Ghost – Square Hammer

- Architects – Doomsday

- Biffy Clyro – Mountains

- WARGASM – Spit.

- Greta Van Fleet – Highway Tune

- Nothing But Thieves – Amsterdam

- Yungblud – Loner

- Sleep Token – The Summoning

🎤 THE ‘SING UNTIL YOUR VOICE DIES’ BALLADS

- Aerosmith – Dream On

- Journey – Don’t Stop Believin’

- Metallica – Nothing Else Matters

- Guns N’ Roses – November Rain

- Heart – Alone

- The Cranberries – Zombie

- Evanescence – Bring Me to Life

- Nickelback – How You Remind Me (don’t pretend you don’t belt it)

- Oasis – Don’t Look Back in Anger

- Snow Patrol – Chasing Cars

🥁 THE PINT-SPILLING PUB CLASSICS

- The Jam – Going Underground

- Stereophonics – Dakota

- Manic Street Preachers – A Design for Life

- Arctic Monkeys – I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor

- The Killers – Mr Brightside

- The Verve – Bitter Sweet Symphony

- Primal Scream – Rocks

- Blur – Song 2

- Kings of Leon – Sex on Fire

- Kasabian – Club Foot

🤘 THE ‘LEGENDS ONLY’ SECTION

- Van Halen – Jump

- Def Leppard – Pour Some Sugar on Me

- Pearl Jam – Alive

- Soundgarden – Black Hole Sun

- Alice in Chains – Man in the Box

- Rush – Tom Sawyer

- Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb

- Thin Lizzy – The Boys Are Back in Town

- Rainbow – Since You Been Gone

- Scorpions – Rock You Like a Hurricane

🔥 THE FINAL 10 THAT PROVE ROCK WILL NEVER DIE

- The Smashing Pumpkins – Bullet with Butterfly Wings

- Nine Inch Nails – Closer

- R.E.M. – Losing My Religion

- Muse – Knights of Cydonia

- The Offspring – Self Esteem

- Queens of the Stone Age – No One Knows

- Faith No More – Epic

- Tool – Schism

- The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army

- Billy Idol – Rebel Yell

🥁 There you go, butt — 100 colossal rock bangers ready to fuel every road trip, festival pre-game, kitchen mosh pit, and late-night existential crisis. theriffreport.click/dbb