Wednesday, November 19, 2025



πŸ™πŸ”₯ KING KRAKEN UNLEASH 2025–2026 UK TOUR ONSLAUGHT β€” THE BEAST RISES, MUN! πŸ€˜πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ΄
What’s occurring, butt!? Grab your lifejacket, your earplugs, and possibly your insurance paperwork, because KING KRAKEN have revealed the full 2025–2026 UK Tour + Festival Rampage, and it is absolutely colossal.

This isn’t just a tour.It’s a Kraken Rampage across Britain — support slots, festivals, intimate club chaos, and enough riffs to sink the Titanic twice. Proper job.

The official tour poster alone has fans frothing:

“The heaviest tour of the year.”“The Kraken has awoken.”“Chepstow Castle is absolutely getting levelled.”

πŸ—“️ KING KRAKEN — FULL LIVE ONSLAUGHT (2025–2026)

Every date. Every venue. Every tentacle.

πŸ™ DECEMBER 2025 — THE CROBOT OFFENSIVE

02.12.25 — Supporting CROBOT @ The 1865, Southampton05.12.25 — Supporting CROBOT @ Ye Olde Salutation Inn, Nottingham06.12.25 — Bloodstock Winter Gathering @ KK’s Steelmill, Wolverhampton07.12.25 — Supporting CROBOT @ O2 Academy2, Islington13.12.25 — Supporting CROBOT @ The Patriot, Crumlin (local heroes return!)14.12.25 — Supporting CROBOT @ Dust, Brighton

πŸ™ EARLY 2026 — WARMING UP FOR CHAOS

17.02.26 — Supporting FOZZY @ The Tramshed, Cardiff

πŸ™ SPRING 2026 — THE FESTIVAL FIRESTARTER

28.03.26 — SPRINGFEST UK @ Waterloo Music Bar, Blackpool30.05.26 — CALL OF THE WILD @ Lincolnshire Showground04.07.26 — SOS FEST XVII @ Whittles, Oldham

πŸ™πŸ”₯ SUMMER 2026 — THE MAIN FESTIVAL RAMPAGE

24.07.26 — STEELHOUSE FESTIVAL, Ebbw Vale25.07.26 — HAMMERDOWN FESTIVAL, The Factory Live, Worthing22.08.26 — CHEPSTOW CASTLE, Chepstow05.09.26 — HELLA ROCK FESTIVAL, HMV Empire, Coventry

🎟️ TICKET COSTS + UPGRADES (FULL BREAKDOWN)

🎫 CLUB SHOWS — 2025–2026 SUPPORT DATES

(Southampton, Nottingham, Crumlin, Islington, Brighton)

- Standard Ticket: £10 – £14

- Early Entry Add-On: £4

- VIP Upgrade: £25

- Early venue access

- Signed poster

- Photo with the Kraken backdrop

- Merch discount code

- Ultra Kraken VIP: £45

- Everything above + signed setlist

- One exclusive VIP-only merch item

- Meet & greet with the band

Fans: “£10 for face-melting riffs? This is daylight robbery.”

🎫 SPECIAL SUPPORT SHOWS (e.g., FOZZY @ Tramshed Cardiff)

- Standard: £22 – £28

- Balcony / Premium: £32

- VIP Add-On: £55

- Early entry

- Special laminate

- Signed art card

- Dual-Band VIP (Fozzy + Kraken): £99

- Joint photo

- Signed tour print

- Kraken pick pack

- Fozzy commemorative laminate

🎫 INDOOR FESTIVALS / SMALL FESTS

(Springfest, SOS Fest, Call of the Wild)

- Day Ticket: £25 – £40

- Weekend Ticket: £55 – £75

- VIP Weekend: £110

- Queue jump

- VIP lounge access

- Private bar

- Festival merch bundle

🎫 MAJOR SUMMER FESTIVALS

(Steelhouse, Hammerdown, Chepstow Castle, Hella Rock)

STEELHOUSE FESTIVAL

- Day Ticket: £75

- Weekend Ticket: £140

- VIP Mountain View Pass: £240

- Stage pit access

- Priority parking

- Exclusive backstage viewing deck

CHEPSTOW CASTLE (Special Show)

- Standard Standing: £32

- Premium Mote-Side Viewing: £45

- Castle Wall VIP: £79

- Access to the elevated battlements

- Signed limited edition Chepstow art print

- Early entry

- Commemorative laminate & patch

Fans: “Seeing Kraken in a mediaeval castle? This is peak Wales.”

HELLA ROCK FESTIVAL

- Standard: £28

- VIP: £55

- Early entry

- VIP barrier section

- Exclusive festival badge

⚡ WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A KING KRAKEN SHOW

✔ Fists-in-the-air sludge metal✔ Riffs heavy enough to bend steel✔ A frontman who roars like a Welsh kaiju✔ Beer-spilling pits (optional), vibes (mandatory)✔ Fans screaming “UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!” unironically✔ Maximum Welsh energy, even outside Wales

A King Kraken show is less a gig… more a seismic event.

πŸ™ FINAL WORD

2025–2026 is shaping up to be THE era of King Kraken.More dates, more festivals, more carnage — the rise continues.

If you want:🎨 A cartoon banner for this full tourπŸ”₯ A venue-by-venue survival guideπŸ“œ A King Kraken deep-dive bio🧡 Social media captions for this announcement theriffreport.click/jxr

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