Tuesday, December 2, 2025



🀘πŸ”₯ URIAH HEEP & THE ALMIGHTY TO CO-HEADLINE SUNDAY AT MAID OF STONE 2026 β€” WHAT’S OCCURRING, BUTT?! πŸ”₯🀘
Maid of Stone just looked us dead in the eye, downed a pint, and said:“Aye lads, here’s ANOTHER massive announcement. Try and keep up.”

And tidy as you like, mun — Uriah Heep and The Almighty are stepping up to co-headline Sunday night like it’s a masterclass in how to close a festival with pure British steel. 🏴πŸ”₯

🀘 URIAH HEEP – LEGENDS WHO REFUSE TO AGE

You just know “Easy Livin’” is going to have the entire field in Kent losing their minds.These boys don’t do half-measures — it’ll be Hammond organ carnage, riffs thicker than a Welsh pasty, and harmonies so lush you’ll swear you’re levitating.

πŸ”₯ THE ALMIGHTY – A PROPER SUNDAY NIGHT RIFFING

Ricky Warwick back on a UK festival stage with The Almighty?C’mon butt, that’s enough to make even your nan start a pit.Expect riffs that punch like a raging dragon and choruses that were clearly designed for shouting while clutching a lukewarm cider.

πŸŽͺ THE MAID OF STONE 2026 LINE-UP SO FAR… AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER, MUN!

Every time they drop another band, a Welsh metalhead somewhere screams “TIDY!” and cracks open another Red Stripe.

This year’s shaping up like:

- Big legacy acts ✔️

- Proper British rock energy ✔️

- Deep cuts for the old-school mob ✔️

- Rising bands primed to melt faces ✔️

- And now… a double-headline Sunday smackdown ✔️

It’s honestly getting to the point where we’re wondering if the organisers have a cheat code for booking bands.

πŸ€” BUT…

You said “but”, so here’s how the sentence ends:

“…BUT WHAT ELSE ARE THEY HIDING FROM US?!”

Because this feels like they’re teasing something even bigger:

- A classic rock titan quietly waiting in the wings?

- A cult reunion we’ve been praying for since the MySpace era?

- A Saturday night curveball?

- A cheeky secret set in a tent too small for the chaos it causes?

Whatever it is, Maid of Stone 2026 is shaping up to be proper job, mun.Bring on the next announcement — we’re frothing for it. 🀘πŸ”₯ https://theriffreport.co.uk/03/12/2025/%f0%9f%a4%98%f0%9f%94%a5-uriah-heep-the-almighty-to-co-headline-sunday-at-maid-of-stone-2026-whats-occurring-butt-%f0%9f%94%a5%f0%9f%a4%98/

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